I Don't Normally, But...

When it comes to people like Martin McGuinness, I'm willing to make an exception in terms of wishing an agonising, preferably cancerous death on someone.

May it happen soon. You should have been stillborn, you disgusting cunt.

How to Have Sex if You've Done it 10,000 Times

I wish there was something that could genuinely shock me. But there isn't.

In amongst all the stories of Fatty McMentalist throwing a drug induced hissy fit and bumbling about the studio like a drunken insomniac with a broken leg, I find this load of total and utter dog shit, courtesy of Manchester City Council.

It's a 47 page full colour guide explaining to members of our older generations how to insert a penis into one of those lady parts (complete with accompanying playtime tips and pre-requisite advice. Remember, you can't tell if someone has AIDS by looking at them. Mark in Eastenders, anyone? *ends sniggers*).

Having done their best to take the sexual shenanigans of teenagers out of parents' hands, it's now the turn of the olds to have the State take control.

Personally, I think it's just a fetish of theirs ;-)

Feature Creep

Always interesting to see Mr Snot's twisted interpretation of how to win over the Daily Mail readership. Sadly, the libertarian aspect of it all seems to have been lost on the senile old duffer. So how does Cyclops plan to deal with unmarried teenager mothers? He'll simply take them away.

Teenage single mothers will be sent to live in supervised homes rather than given council houses, Mr Brown announced.

They will be taught how to bring up children under plans designed to reduce the number of teen pregnancies.

Firstly, if he wants to reduce teenage pregnancies, waiting until they've fired out a kiddy or three to start "educating" them is perhaps leaving it a little late in the day (what of this sex education in schools, if I may ask?). Secondly, it's waste. Nobody is asking the government to squander tens/hundreds of millions of cash we don't have. I reckon half a billion isn't unrealistic. Thirdly, MORE state intervention isn't what the middle classes Labour so desperately want to appeal to are asking for - it's less state intervention (saying "we despise you, but will still provide you with a place to stay courtesy of someone else's wallet, kind of like how we did before" is rather confusing to someone possibly in the midst of post-natal depression).

The policy, which has echoes of the Victorian homes for fallen women, is an admission that Labour has failed to tackle the serial abuse of the benefits system by single teenage mothers.

Vowing not to ‘shy away from taking difficult decisions on tough social questions’, the Prime Minister admitted that the scandal of ‘children having children’ has gone unspoken for too long.

Again. Simple pimple. If you want to stop someone abusing something, you simply take it away full stop for those people. But I suppose when you miss out on the opportunity to impose the righteousness of The State on these girls, it doesn't quite have the same ring to it. After all, who is going to teach them how to be good citizens and vote Labour otherwise? And I wonder what becomes of the absentee fathers in all this? Hardly "gender equality" is it? Teenage boys free to go around getting girls drunk on Bacardi Breeezers, inseminating them behind a bush in the park and then disappearing into the night knowing it won't be them getting sent to the gulag. Sounds like party time for the fellas, if you ask me.

Groups of between ten and 100 teenage mothers will be housed in residential units with job clubs, creches and parenting classes.

They will be made to sign behaviour contracts and if they break the rules they will be thrown out and sent to facilities with a tougher regime.

I wonder what this could entail. What rules would these be? If the reason for them being here in solely that they've had a child and hoped to gain a free council house out of it, surely removing that option solves the problem. Evidently not. Are we looking at 8pm bedtimes and no talking between meals? And what are these parenting classes? Not all teenage mothers are bad mothers. And you can't help but worry about the unnecessary separation of mothers and babies over the breaking of a rule set in, what is in essence, a publicly funded boarding school with dodgy shower facilities.

The problem is that offering up an elaborate benefits package to people who haven't proved any kind of contribution is appealing to some (contribution could be any number of things: voluntary/charity work, helping out at a girl guides group, etc). Again, simply removing the generous benefits offered to those who put nothing physical or financial into the system would solve much of this and would get them thinking more about the "give" aspect of "give and take". (If my employers suggested I could get the same or better pay surfing the net all day, sooner or later I might think about taking them up on that. That's conclusive enough).

Despite the total epic fail of all this, I am heartened by the fact McSnot hasn't managed to follow through on any of the soundbites he's ever unleashed ("British jobs for British people"? "Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime"?).

Luckily, we've not got much more of this to come (Labour will be gone soon, and will tell us whilst in opposition - if they still exist - that they simply needed more time to implement this master plan), and whilst I don't expect the Tories to be much (if at all) better, I see the creep towards a total surveillance state being that tiny bit slower under their watch *.

I am almost smirking with astonishment at the total and deliberate misconprehension of the problem.  It's the failure to understand that sometimes the removal of incentive, rather than the provision of after-the-event "deterrents" is the best way forward. And to me, this looks wholeheartedly backward, reminiscent of the places women giving birth out of wedlock were sent to 50 years ago.

Deliberate institutionalism. I wonder who will be next. Those who don't vote perhaps? (H.T. The Lone Voice for digging up the story).

* - May revise this later.

The Low Enjoyment Lifestyle - Scottish Style!

Dick Puddlecote has been writing some excellent stuff recently. Not least in highlighting this piece of class bullshit (aka. a "report") from Sheffield University (from the Telegraph article).

It estimates that alcohol-related hospital admissions and deaths would be reduced by 3,600 per year and there would also be 1,100 fewer criminal offences. For a 50p threshold the respective figures are 8,900 and 4,200.

The report also recognises that even though consumption might fall with minimum pricing, overall spending by consumers would go up. At the 40p threshold, consumers would be spending 3.4 per cent more on drink.

It concludes that a moderate drinker could expect to spend £11 more per year, a hazardous drinker £58 more a year and a harmful drinker £137 more.

Meanwhile, the research predicts a minimum price will also lead to 30,000 fewer absence days from work a year.

It's fairly safe to say that most "harmful drinkers" are likely to not be in work anyway (not in the private sector anyway). And if they're down to save £137 a year, how much are some of these people claiming in various incapacity allowances and whatnots? Secondly, those lighter drinkers who stand to save £11 a year are simply going to buy the supermarket's own baked beans in order to compensate. It's not a big deal. I reckon I could save £150 a year by buying Tesco Value products.

And another point that hasn't really been thought through at all, is that at least some of these people are going to have kids. So the heavy drinkers will end up spending child benefit on booze and then we'll get yet more rounds from the Righteous of "child poverty".

I am also a bit confused by the terminology too. What exactly is a "hazardous drinker"? Hazardous to whom? I can't help but think this has been worded deliberately poorly so as to confuse and alarm.

It's just another tax hike. Let's not pretend. If they were serious, they'd either make drinking illegal or bump the prices up by 500%.

Pretentious cunts!

Gordon "Pill Popping Cyclops" Brown Lies His Bollocks Off on TV

Well everyone else has been posting this so I thought "why not".



McTool diverts brilliantly (well, not so brilliantly) away from jug eared wanker Andrew Marr's second question. Marr doesn't really pursue it as such, and those ain't painkillers the fat pant pissing wanker is taking!

Note the body language. McKnob has an aggressively inquisitive look on his face, but then puts his hand up to his mouth which is a telltale sign of the lies he senses he's going to have to tell. As it happens, he doesn't appear to lie outright, he just ducks a question before pretending he'd answered it (about his meds).

Fucking FAIL, Gordon. Still not fit for office. For a written transcript, see this link.

EU Funding. Waste

More top draw socialism via Calling England and Old Holborn, comes this little bit of fun (read: despair).

It's a database of how the EU wastes your money. I suspect it's been made as difficult to use as possible, although simply selecting a country and a year will pull up results where relevant.

One of my favourites is this, from last year:

In line with the communication strategy of teh ECD ; 1. Improve public knowledge and understanding of teh European Union 2. explain the process of accession and its implications for Turkey and built support for EU membership

Fuck me! Spelling, people! Looks like this is newspeak for "Turks are being prepared for indoctrination".

All was mysteriously quiet on the Libya front in 2007/8. For Pakistan, I noticed a lot of entries labelled "confidential" for 2008. Whatever could it mean? A cool half a million Euros also goes to Nigeria under the confidential label. Not to mention three entries for funds given to Workers' Paradise Cuba with no disclosed purpose attached. I could toy with this database all evening but I'm running out of hair to pull out and I drank all my wine yesterday.

So what do we think? Care to share any others you found?

Do You Have a Cunt in Your Street?

Whilst most of us still lucky enough to have jobs are being worked to death to pay the highest council taxes and mortgages of all time, some cunts are busying themselves grassing people up for "crimes" which would be fucking crimes if they weren't committed, if you know what I mean.

Some anal, undersexed, pointless, "why-don't-you-just-fuck-off-and-die" idiot, no doubt employed within the back offices of the bloated fucking public sector, has grassed up two women for babysitting each other's children whilst both were working part time.

This was because little-known rules say friends cannot gain a 'reward' by looking after a child for more than two hours outside the child's home without agreeing to a number of checks including one from the Criminal Records Bureau.

Although the mothers never paid each other, their job-sharing deal was judged to be a 'reward'. Campaigners fear thousands of working families could be innocently breaking the rules by relying on close friends for informal childcare.

What kind of person has this amount of time on their hands? How many of your ordinary folk on the street even knew of this law? Not many, if my informal pub-based survey of my friends is anything to go by. And it's no doubt entirely planned that way.

Could be a petty revenge attack by someone they knew (and had spent several hours trawling through a load of legislation), but if it transpired to be just some cunt working for the State who happened to know them both and their arrangements, it wouldn't surprise me one iota.

What Our Troops SHOULD Have Had. And What Our MPs Got

From the Telegraph:

£11,510,792 – total cost of second homes allowance claimed by MPs in 2007-08. Would pay for 38 Ridgeback armoured vehicles, costing £300,000 each

£25,411 – cost of private security patrols outside Soho home of Barbara Follett. Could have been spent on 13 pairs of ITTT night vision goggles at £1,900 each

£22,500 – dry rot treatment Margaret Moran claimed for home 100 miles from constituency. Would have bought 10 underslung grenade launchers worth £2,160 each

£9,000 – installation of Ikea kitchen at Gordon Brown’s Westminster flat. The same price as nine sets of £1,000 Osprey full body armour

£8,865 – price of 40in Bang & Olufsen television claimed for by Sir Gerald Kaufman. Could have been spent on four SA80 A2 rifles at £1,800 each

£2,225 – amount claimed on a 'corner group’ sofa by Bob Ainsworth. Would have bought 14 Hawke long-range binoculars, which cost £150 a pair

£2,115 – amount claimed by Douglas Hogg to clear the moat at his country home. More than the cost of a single £1,790 MINIMI machine gun

£1,645 – cost of 'Stockholm’ floating duck house bought by Sir Peter Viggers. Could have bought 23 pairs of ESS ballistic sunglasses

£598 – servicing of ride-on lawnmower claimed by Alan Duncan. Would have paid for 11 Mk 6 Kevlar helmets

£480 – amount spent on 22 silk cushions by Keith Vaz. Could have been spent on three pairs of LOWA Desert combat boots

Enough to make you totally and utterly fucking sick in the mouth, isn't it! And now the useless pant pissing wankers are making noises about "dealing with Iran" (i.e "sanctions" - H.T. Leg Iron). Just fucking leave it Labour, you couldn't win a fucking tombola!

Global Gordon Knows...

A brilliant "I need my fucking pills and I need 'em now!" moment from Global Gordon, the snot gobbling, pant pissing, bed wetting, billy-fucking-no-mates-even-obumma-thinks-I'm-a-cunt excuse for a Prime Mentalist:

"I think you guys should start to understand how international meetings work."

Bollock Obumma gave him about 3 minutes of his time, and even then it took all week to get that. When Obumma doesn't have any time for you, you know you're a cunt, judging by the people he does hang out with.

In Spite?

What is going on in Doncaster indeed. Here's the original article from the Daily Express.

And here is a quote from the Daniel1979 blog, mentioned in the first link above:

Doncaster has a Mayor, in fact a recently elected Mayor. His name is Peter Davies and he is an English Democrat, and he has sent shockwaves through the local community (and some national news outlets) when he was elected he immediately cut the Mayors salary from £73,000 to £30,000 and closed the Council’s own newspaper for peddling propaganda courtesy of the taxpayer. He pressed on and is seeking to cut the number of councillors from 63 to 21 in an effort to save a further £800,000. He has axed many of the Mayor’s other perks, including the chauffeur.

He has withdrawn Doncaster from the Local Government Association and the Local Government Information unit saving a further £200,000 and then made the following, almost legendary comment:

"Doncaster is in for some serious untwinning. We are twinned with probably nine other cities around the world and they are just for people to fly off and have a binge at the council’s expense".

Could it possibly be that Doncaster has a new mayor, someone who is upsetting the political classes and making them feel a little less perky and comfortable? Perhaps they don't like him cutting his own salary (as a reflection upon those who want to bloat theirs further), and perhaps they don't like the fact he has no wish to indoctrinate. He's rocking the boat.

You decide what you think of that.

Think About It

I mean really think about it. How wrong was Powell? Have multiculturalism and mass immigration worked? And who exactly has won and lost because of it?

That will be all.

Now This is What a Call a Study!

Well fuck me sideways with a rancid old tool!

Have you seen this load of shit?

Animals who have close contact with humans pick up the superbug and then leave traces of it around the home where other people can be infected.

A study of homes by researchers at the Center for Hygiene and Health in Home and Community at Simmons College in Boston, found MRSA in nearly half of the 35 residences they sampled, mostly on wet surfaces like baths, sinks and tap handles.

The study concluded: “The presence of a cat in the home was found to be a strong predictor for the isolation of MRSA.”

Is there also a strong predictor that humans who have close contact with British hospitals are also more likely to get MRSA? Or could it be that people like pets, therefore thou shalt not be allowed to have one? A bit like smoking, drinking and being a fat fucker...

And THIRTY FIVE homes???? They're taking a study seriously that used a poxy 35 homes! Stick a couple of zeroes on that and you might have a leg to fucking stand on. And to cap it off, they found the bacteria on surfaces where virtually ALL bacteria lives! What the pissing piss are we meant to learn from this? It's fake science for knobheads.

Shit a fucking brick! I'm off to pour myself a scotch and watch re-runs of The Sweeney!

Gordon Brown is Fucking Pointless

Image by David Forward

Gordon Brown is a fat useless lump of lard. I wonder how long it'll be after he gets booted at the next election before he commits suicide (I'm serious here, the man is a nut job!).

Oh, and he's not going blind and he's not crap at his job.

You fat cunt, McShit!

Politics and Policing Are One and the Same

I fucking hate how the police are both being used by The Righteous so willingly, and allow themselves to become The Righteous whenever it bloody well bollocking suits them.

Take a look at this article. Then, once you're done, take a look at this one. The real moneyshot is the final quote of the second article (but please make sure you read what comes before it).

The police fucking "service" are ultimately run by self serving cunts. Still, I suppose not getting those calls from a law abiding family being literally bullied to death gives them plenty more time to do what they were fucking created for - booking and prosecuting motorists of course!

The police are run by fucking pigs. Period.

My condolances and best wishes to relatives of, and those who knew Fiona and Francecca Pilkington. Society will bite back one day, and when they do, somebody, somewhere in the upper echelons of both politics and policing is going to get fucking lynched. I promise.

A Home Truth

I've been reading this article in the Daily Mail. After reading it (and most of my vains exploding with rage at pointless cunts like McShit and Bob the Knob in the meantime), I found this in the comments posted by someone called Heather Rowsell (the origin of the below words in unknown):

It is the soldier, not the reporter,
Who has given us Freedom of the press.
It is the soldier, not the poet,
Who has given us Freedom of speech.
It is the soldier, not the campus organiser,
Who has given us the
Freedom to demonstrate.
It is the soldier, who serves beneath the Flag,
Who salutes the Flag.
Whose coffin is draped in the Flag.
Who allows the protester to burn the Flag.
It is the soldier, not the politician,
who has given his blood, his body, his life.

How true it is. But how long before Britain wakes up? I am sure that it will. But for now I despair.

Minitrue on Smoking

Picked up on this article from Dick Puddlecote, in reference to the lying cunts at the BBC aiding some more Leftist propagandising (doing as they're fucking told by BB, basically).

Do read both versions. Dick Puddlecote's offers some proper fucking analysis!

Fuck the fuck off, you control freak, lying, corrupt, licence extorting, "bend over a desk and take one up the fucking jacksie off your political masters" wankers!

BBC are shitters!

Coming Back to England...

I like holidays. I hate coming home. But it's not my home and job I hate coming back to, it's the filthy fucking chav scum that festers within virtually every town in England. Cunts with pierced ears and novelty tattoos that think they're fucking 'ard because someone spent a few minutes dragging a needle through their thick fucking skins writing something in Japanese that they don't fucking understand. No work history and ASBOs for assaulting kids 10 years younger than them because real men would kick the fucking crap out of them.

Stupid bitches with scraped back hair, five fucking kids by about twenty five different fathers, half of whom have either been deported or sent to prison. Ugly as fuck, voices ravaged by nightly booze and forty fucking fags a day paid for by the State.

Fat cunts in Spurs away shirts stretched over the bellies that metabolism forgot. Wearing sandals and baggy shorts with half a million fucking pockets in them just to load up with whisky miniatures and lighters. Not to mention the odd shoplifted Mars bar. Dicks.

In the Czech Republic, even the tramps speak second and third languages. Our fucking lowlifes can't even speak English! In Europe, people look after their stuff. Old cars galore - because they don't blow twelve fucking grand on a new one just to outdo their neighbours. They save that money and go out to cafes for a chat - to socialise pleasantly. They go around and about and get to know their own countries. They have good manners. Our people, especially the middle classers, are driven by being able to tell Mrs. Miggins over the fucking fence that they spent 2 more days in a 5 star in Hawaii on fucking credit than she did.

People here are being turned into cunts. Cunts of varying accents and dress sense, but cunts all the same. All together, but separate.

Don't get me wrong. It's certainly not all Brits (me and 2 other people here have fucking brains). But some people are so fucking hypnotised by shit like Eastenders they have simply turned into them. They idolise rappers, but chastise doctors and midwives struggling to deliver their twelfth and thirteenth fucking babies under the monstrous strain placed on them by soppy graduate cunts that pass as NHS "managers" (none of whom have any medical experience). Only to claim hundreds of pounds a month in benefits because the government said it's fucking OK with us!

We are rapidly becoming the least educated nation in Europe, and I'd be willing to fucking bet it's all deliberate. Give people loads of money, keep the fuckers busy spending it on fucking crap and then they might not notice their country (and them) are being turned into shitty fucking cuntholes that nobody in their right minds would piss on if alight.

Well I HAVE noticed. And you, "Establishment", aren't going to fucking get away with it.

Be warned, politicians. I'm not the only one. Just be fucking warned...

Yasmin Alibhai-Brown is a Cunt

Cracking quote, from this piece of shit on The Independent:

In high-migrant areas, extra funds are urgently needed to ease pressure on other inhabitants. Our least productive districts are those with static populations, but the most deprived should not pay for the indisputable economic benefits of immigration.

What "indisputable economic benefits of immigration" means is cheap au-pairs from Latvia, cheap (illegal) cleaners from Tonga, cheap Polish builders and cheap Romanian housekeepers - all working for The Establishment of course. Either way, it's cheap. That's what matters. Cheap. Just like the souls of our corrupt, money grabbing, piss-it-up-the-fucking-wall-like-a-good-un, champagne swilling, shit for brains fuckers for politicians.

And where are the "economic benefits" if you're then going to use all this fictional money to prop up those who were already here? It's bollocks. Cunt.

And presumably, the "extra funds" she mentions are simply a bribe to shut the locals the fuck up. Also, if all this immigration is bringing in so much money, why do you talk of people (the most deprived) paying for it?

Just fuck the fuck off, woman. Back up your claims and come the fuck back with something factual.

Two Thousand and Ten

The one eyed, pant pissing, snot gobbling, pill popping, bed wetting, English hating, soldier disrespecting, prejudiced, socialist CUNT!

How to Be a Socialist

How to be a socialist in 2009 without actually ending up piss poor and starving to death.

A union baron and his cronies tucked into a banquet costing about £100 a head after calling for a crackdown on the super-rich at the TUC annual conference.

Derek Simpson, leader of the giant Unite union, and his colleagues enjoyed a lavish dinner that included veal, venison and Cumbrian beef at one of Liverpool’s top restaurants.

The party of ten, who took the best table in the restaurant in the city’s gentrified Hope Street quarter, started with cocktails before washing down their meal with wines costing up to £40.

Mr Simpson himself quaffed a fine red. Earlier in the week, Mr Simpson, 64, a well-known critic of ‘fat-cat spivs’ and bankers’ bonuses – despite himself earning about £100,000 a year – led calls at the TUC rally for new help for hard-pressed working families.

He said: ‘Over the years, working families have funded tax concessions for big business and the super-rich. Now it’s payback time.’

He's a cunt. And while Unite pays all his expenses for him, such as £400-a-night and £220-a-night hotel rooms, I shouldn't think "taxing the rich" is likely to bother him all that much. But then again, if he's as for the working classes as that snot gobbling, pant pissing, unelected, one eyed, pill popping, insane cunt of a Prime Minister is, it won't be the super rich that suffer as he says.

A List of Things Caused By Old Style Lightbulbs

You guilty treacherous swine!

That's absolutely everything in the world isn't it? Everything. Ever. I need a drink. But don't worry, I'll offset the carbon from it by having a piss.

Slightly LOL-ing

I reckon someone has been having a bit of a giraffe with this:

Looking to get a green abortion?

Hi, I am looking to get a green abortion. "Green" in the modern sense meaning environmentally friendly. I do everything I can (drive a hybrid, use CFL bulbs, etc) in normal day-to-day life to minimize my impact on the planet, so I figure my abortion should be no different. What options are there for green abortions? Do clinics offer information on their resource usage? Can I get carbon neutral abortion? Are there clinics that donate a portion of profits to environmental charities or awareness groups? Thanks!

The sad thing is I can believe that somebody would be that stupid. I'm just off to take a big carbon neutral shit. Back in a jiffy :-)

H.T - Counting Cats in Zanzibar

When You've Got Oil, You've Got Britain!

From the Daily Mail:

British police officers have been secretly training Libyan forces despite Colonel Gaddafi's refusal to cooperate over the investigation into the murder of Pc Yvonne Fletcher, it has emerged.

The training programme, which was approved by then Home Secretary Jacqui Smith in 2007, was allowed to continue while Metropolitan officers were refused visas to investigate the shooting of Pc Fletcher outside the Libyan Embassy in London in 1984.

The lopsided diplomatic relationship was last night branded an insult to the memory of the murdered police officer, who was herself a member of the Met Police before being shot dead from within the Libyan Embassy in 1984.

I wonder how that Toynbee bitch is going to talk ZaNu out of this fucking corrupt mess. She's certainly fucking deluded when she says they have no nerve. They've got fucking sackloads of that from what I can see.

And nice to see pigface Jacqui was in on the act too. Would someone tell me exactly what is the difference between a Labour politician and a drug baron? Seeing as how both are willing to leave dead people in their wakes to get rich.

All cunts.

Cunt Watch: James MacIntyre

James MacIntyre is a clutching-at-straws-cunt of the highest water (yellow bladder water).

Have a look at this dissection of a piece of shit posted on the New Statesman (spotted by the eagle eyed Archbishop Cranmer). And don't forget to click on the screenshot of the article when you get there.

I think this must be a pisstake. It's certainly not much of an article. In fact, it was met with so much scepticism (from fellow lefty luvvies, I might add) that the cunt had to pull the article just hours later (which is why you'll need to click on the screenshot in the above linked article).

*UPDATE - Found an archived link to said article with the comments included. It makes for quite some read.

Mac-Cunt-yre's philosophy falls very much into this mould.

FAIL.

Fuck the fuck off, Jimmy me ol' mate.

P.S - I would put a photo of him up, but I don't want his stupid fucking face on my screen looking back at me like a "last night's curry". I'm a photo fascist.

What The Fucking Fuck!

Exactly how many nutcase groups is this silly cow a fucking "activist" for?

Fucking hell. I'm in the wrong job. And I do it too well.

I'm off to throw green shit in Mandelsnake's face, order a bunch of unwashed knobs to chain themselves to rusting old crap then I'm perming my hair for the subsequent photo opportunity.

Dizzy cow.

No Dissent

A rather interesting piece from John Redwood on his being turned down to appear on a BBC show:

This afternoon I was asked to appear this evening on the World Tonight to do an interview on spending cuts. I agreed. I was asked if I preferred a pre-record or live. I said I preferred live.

They agreed and made the arrangements. I was then telephoned and asked in detail about my views. (They are on the website anyway). When I said they should ask the government where their cuts were coming, as I was happy to set out my proposals and Conservative proposals, there seemed a hesitation. I said if they did not want to do that I would naturally raise the question. They then confirmed the interview.

A few hours later they left a phone message to say they did not want to do the interview after all! Clearly they did not want me asking on air for Labour to explain where their cuts were coming under the new headings the PM has so wisely set out.

Reading the quote, it's near fucking impossible to see why the BBC wouldn't want him on (ahem, *cough* </end sarcasm> ). Fucking biased as fuck, and loyal to Labour until their inevitable death.

Communism

They're Saying it Already!

Yes. They're already talking about bloody Christmas.

Nobody in the press much (some twat at work, actually), but you know those dopey cunt parents who think it's a status symbol to go over their fucking Platinum Card limits to pay for shit their cretinous fucking kids won't ever use just so they can brag to another dopey cunt with a fucking Platinum Card about how they spent more on their own fucking cretins. *Oh the shame*.

It's just a big dick competition, but with small plastic things that'll be fucking useless next year. Wankers spending money they don't have on shit they don't need.

I wasn't a kid that long ago and I was grateful for a pair of fucking socks and a discoloured orange. Today's cunty aspirational parents are doing their absolute best to make sure their own spazzy four eyed kids know exactly how to overspend and create the next personal debt disaster.

And when they do, I'll be fucking waiting for them.

All cunts.

Bob the Knob On Twitter

Bob Before...

Bob After...

(Getting a bit tubby there, Bob)

Just for fun, I've made a new Twitter account dedicated to the many talents and accomplishments of Bob the Baldy Knob Ainsworth (aka wing wearing, pant pissing wanker).

To see him in his more natural domain, and to greet Bob and tell him what you think, visit him here :-)

Google Love - All of a Sudden

Just to follow up my last post about how Google hates me, wants me dead and is trying to infect me with AIDS, I thought I'd follow up to say that mysteriously it doesn't wish any of those things on me anymore.

My search rankings have returned to normal once again. Maybe it's because I said I'd go off into a candle lit room with Yahoo instead...

But I's back!

*On a different note, that "You might like" widget that appears below each post to display supposedly related links now is now being a fat arse. It selected a link to some post along the lines of "How to Tell if a Guy Likes You". What the twatting fuck?!?!? I am NOT a fucking counsellor! Shit a brick and fuck a duck all at once.

There's nothing brainy about bloody shitting twatty Outbrain.

Google Hatred

Google officially doesn't like me. It never really has, but it has stepped its personal vendetta up a level.

Because this site has just changed domain names, Google thinks it harbours duplicated content due to it having indexed content under the old domain name to find some of the same content here.

Well fuck a duck, you'd think something as sophisticated and lauded as Google might just go back and see the old domain isn't there anymore. Not to mention the fact Google owns Blogger and therefore has reasonable tabs on the fact that both blogs were linked to my fucking profile!

Huh. What a cock!

I'm officially turning into a Yahoo supporter. Google is a big bitch.

Gordon Brown - (Literally) Not Fit For Office

Extract from Psychiatric News:

The Prime Minister, Gordon Brown

* WORSENING OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER

* SEVERE DEPRESSION CONTROLLED BY DANGEROUS DRUGS

* FAILING SIGHT IN ‘GOOD’ EYE

A Political Wing special

“The Prime Minister of Great Britain is a man too ill to be holding the Office.” This was the conclusion last week of a senior civil servant liaising regularly with Gordon Brown. For reasons which will become clear, the person involved will not go public with the evidence for this conclusion. The same applies to a high-ranking Treasury official who told us “In both a physical and mental sense, the Prime Minister is a very sick man, seriously disabled.” Three years ago, an Opposition MP told nby “He is on extremely heavy doses of cutting-edge anti-depressants, but so far they have made little difference”. And during the last fortnight, another high-ranking government source claimed “He is now on pills which restrict the foods he can eat and what he can drink. He is losing the sight of his good eye quite rapidly. It’s a mess, and nobody knows what to do”.

Rumours have circulated about Gordon Brown’s health for a number of years. As long ago as 2004, Simon Heffer wrote in the Spectator that he displayed many signs of Asperger’s syndrome: humourlessness, lack of irony and obsessional behaviour patterns. Nby itself ran a long piece in February 2007, predicting fairly accurately how Brown’s rigid responses to given situations would prove to be inappropriate, and his behaviour in the end dysfunctional. We noted at the time ‘If the Labour Party can organise seventy-three signatories to a document of intent named ‘Anyone but Gordon’, then there must be something about the man which might make him unfit to be Prime Minister’. In fact, we had already been advised by then that the PM had been on large doses of SSRI anti-depressants – the class of drugs derived from Prozac.

There you have it. The man simply is not fit for office (not that his mental state has anything to do with it - he's still a Labour cunt!).

I'm an Unelected Oil Grabbing Recession Causing YouTube Cunt!

Click here to see what I think of you.

The MOB Gets Fed Up, Twats Twitter Tsar

I'm fucking annoyed as fuck.

I decided to Twitter Twat the government's Twitter Tweet Twat Tsar to see what she has to say on my retort to her fake fucking moaning about the Doncaster Mayor actually doing his fucking job properly.

Let's fucking see how long this fucking lasts before getting deleted.

BNP on Question Time

Well it looks like Nick Griffin is set to appear on Question Time of an evening sometime soon.

From The Times' article:

The move has caused consternation among politicians, with some Labour MPs and at least one cabinet minister pledging to boycott Question Time. They fear the BNP will use the publicity to promote a racist agenda.

The change in policy has also triggered dissent within the BBC. One senior correspondent, who did not want to be named, said: “It’s barmy ... Public servants can be sacked for membership of the BNP and yet the BBC wants to give them airtime with the main political parties.”

My first instinct is to say that perhaps with a few less Labour politicians on QT, we might get some actual answers from their replacements! Mind you, with that said, they will simply be replaced by Tories and Lib Dems so I shan't hold my breath.

I actually suspect that there is a lot more to this than meets the eye. The BNP are currently in bother over their whites only membership policy, which means the BBC will be dying to jump on this and use it as a holy pedestal to promote their own multi-culti, Labour inspired agenda.

Put simply, I don't for one minute believe this is anything other than BBC self promotion. But I do chuckle at the lies and pretence!

As for us proles, it simply means we get another one-eyed wanker to rip the piss out of.

As a sidenote, don't you find it hilarious reading the comments on the Daily Mail? Gems such as "Much as I hate the BNP, they're democratically elected, yarda yarda yarda". If they hated them as much as they say (hate is a strong word, after all), they wouldn't want them around at all!

Fascism and Anti Fascism. It's All An Excuse For a Fucking Fight

The latest weekly dust up in Brum has occured.

In looking at the photos in the above linked article, all I can see is one bunch of thickos fighting another bunch of thickos.

The political elite do seem rather quiet on this recent spate of trouble though. Anyone would think they'd planned it!

But I'm a cynic so I'll shut up before some Labour wankspy has me thrown behind bars for defamation (or whatever the group term for defamating an entire party is).

Is it Just Me, Or..?

A typical British disabled parker.

Do there seem to be a hell of a lot more "disabled parkers" these days?

On my travels about the town centre this morning I noticed that about 1 in every 15 cars seemed to have a disabled sticker in the fucking window. They get thrown about like fucking confetti and I think I know why.

Either the NHS isn't all it's cracked up to be or somebody is lying.

Having seven fucking bellies propping up your fatty tits does not make you disabled! It makes you a FAT BASTARD!!

The government is contantly pretending to "crack down" on obesity. But on the other hand they totally reward it by handing out disabled stickers to people who are so fucking fat they can't walk 10 yards without those horrible smelly sweat patches spreading from their underarms down.

And besides, isn't this the same government that keeps telling us all to start spending? These thieving part time minke whales will simply spend the money they save on parking permits on fucking food.

You see, the government simply knows that if you don't want someone to do something, you pay them for fucking doing it! Still, once the fatties have all died off, there are still smokers, drinkers and people with freckles for them to pick on.

My answer to it all is to simply let people get fucking fat. But let them live with the fucking consequences too. Stop paying them to eat!

I'm going to get fucking fat as fuck. The government are seemingly offering me every incentive.

Would Somebody Mind Breaking it to the BBC?

Anyone with half a brain and whatever free thought is still allowed to prosper in this country would have at one point pondered whether all is not going according to plan in terms of getting over "the downturn".

I find myself wondering when the BBC are next going to give the eyebrowed one carte blanche to attempt to bullshit us all into thinking the economy is in fact soon to be on the up, and that things aren't that bad after all.

I shall contact him personally when I lose my job.

Somebody Thump These Greedy Fuckers - Better Still, Mug Them!

Next time your whinging local MP starts fucking whining about the amount of hours they work a week, ask the grasping cunt how many fucking hours they actually put into their job as your representative (after all, you only have issues for 8 months of the year, the rest of the time you can swivvel, apparently).

They've got plenty of fucking time for these shenanigans.

Greedy fucking bastards.

The Only Real Rehabilitation Is...

That's all I have to say on the matter (and I mean for the parents).

They Tell You Every Fact, But One

The Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation have leapt on this latest piece of research, not too far removed from the usual screeches of dying polar bears and the Maldives turning into a fucking coral reef within the next 3 weeks.

Those who are quickest to quote you patronising regurgitated lines like "climate is different to weather" and "it's measured worldwide" seem to focus a fucking hell of a lot of their attention on the weather in the Arctic regions, ignoring the rest of the fucking world in the process.

Do all CO2 emissions migrate to just above the North Pole and concentrate there? I mean seeing as according to this article the world as a whole is cooling down, you do begin to fucking wonder!

Keith Waterhouse

Keith Waterhouse has died.

I liked him actually, a proper working class lad come good, so to speak. Indicative of the type of "social mobility" that the modern political classes have devoted so much time to destroying (and continue to destroy, with the full support of useful idiots like the BBC and Polly Toynbee).

He always stood up for the use of well formed English, as opposed to all this text-speak bollocks we see everywhere today, and was a throwback to a type of proper conservative minded individual the politically correct elite like to pretend left England decades ago.

And despite enjoying a good drink every so often, he defied all the odds and threats of certain premature death laid down by our political masters and lived to 80.

R.I.P, Mr. Waterhouse.

So Fucking Close

For a minute there, I stupidly thought we'd got rid of that wig wearing wanker Bob the knob Ainsworth. No such fucking luck, the Hitler-moustached, soldier hating, wet pussy of a fucking Defence Secretary is very much still in office and it's in fact his aide, one Eric Joyce, who has handed in his notice.

He's a deluded cunt though. See below for evidence. He still thinks Labour can win an election! They couldn't win a fucking tombola unless the taxpayer funded it.

Mr Joyce, parliamentary private secretary to Mr Ainsworth, was critical of Government policy in Afghanistan and called for a reduction in the British commitment.

He said Labour would not win the next General Election until it got a 'grip' on defence and demanded an exit strategy from Afghanistan during the next Parliament.

On the day that two more British troops died, I really wish the fucking noose on this pathetic bunch of fucking troughers.

Population Growth Problem Solved

Here's a list of points I think would sort the problem of the growing population (plus the deteriorating quality of society as a whole) out.

Now, does anybody in politics have the guts to do the following? Remember, whoever does will be branded a racist and a bigot, despite the fact none of these are actually racist or bigotted acts. Might make most people a bit bloody happier though.

• Get out of the EU. Return to self governance.
• 10 year ban on all immigration. ALL immigration.
• Current immigrants who have been here for 6 months or longer and still can't speak English to a conversational standard to be deported.
• Current immigrants who commit crimes here to be deported.
• Stop child tax credits for more than 2 children.
• No free council housing for single parents under 24.
• No free council housing for those with no work history.

Simple fucking pimple. Did I miss anything?

Cunt Watch: MSNBC

I think the video tells you all you need to know.

I Do Hope He Wins...

Let's hope Farage ousts this pretend Tory and the good folk of Buckingham actually get a proper conservative in office.

Five Years After...

Yesterday was the 5th anniversary of the start of the Beslan school siege.

The Sarah Maid Of Albion blog covers the reality of it all far better in pictures than I can in words.

People who still choose to believe the well disguised far left apologists for those misunderstood Chechen "rebels" ought to take a look at the above link.

The lack of media coverage of many of the attrocious events which took place during this brutal show of absolute thuggery and depravity shows that bleeding heart liberals really do only bleed for some.

To finish off, perhaps you might also like to read this.

That will be all.

Fancy Helping a Bunch of Twats Press Submit?

Nothing surprises me anymore. The audacity of these out of touch wankers is unparalleled.

From the Daily Mail:

Ministers are creating a £120,000-a-year post to help them communicate through the internet.

The deputy director of digital engagement will push Labour's policies on social networking sites such as Facebook, MySpace, Bebo and Twitter.

The successful applicant, dubbed the 'Deputy Twittercrat', must 'confidently engage with audiences on non-governmental online channels'.

Sounds like a hell of a lot of copy and pasting is involved to me. How better to spend £120,000 of public money. Besides, what's the difference between bullshitting in the newspapers or on TV (as these fools seem to manage on their own) and bullshitting on social networks?

Believe it When You Fucking See it!

Article from the Telegraph:

Organisers are asking everyone to cut carbon emissions by making a few simple lifestyle changes in order to save energy and therefore reduce greenhouse gas emissions.

Such changes could include, for example, only taking one flight every year, walking or cycling to work and insulating the loft.

Already, leading celebrities have signed up the cause, including Colin Firth, Delia Smith, Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall, Ian McEwan and Zac Goldsmith.

Yeah, fucking right! So these people are going to scratch foreign holidays and fucking cycle everywhere?? I will only believe it when I see it. And even if these sanctimonious wankers do cut their carbon emissions by 10%, it's only because they use so much of the fucking stuff that it won't make a blindest bit of difference to them!

Also, what pisses me off is we have to go through all this pretence while we have a growing population which is only going to raise the emissions they seem so fixated on anyway (find an anti-mass immigration campaigner in with this bunch and I'll eat my own shit the morning after a curry night!).

Pointless, fucking pointless. They know it. It's hypocrisy. Don't take any notice of the silly fuckers.

Give Me Fucking Strength!

Today is the day when it becomes illegal to sell lightbulbs that actually work.

From the above linked article:

In Britain, trading standards officers will be carrying out inspections and members of the public will be able to report any shop continuing to stock the illegal bulbs.

Any individual found importing the bulbs into the EU will face a £5,000 fine and it could be an unlimited amount for big companies.

If I should happen to spot any retailers selling offending lightbulbs whilst out later I shall save them the worry of prosecution and buy the fucking lot!

Besides, what kind of sad, anal, submissive, arselicking wanker is actually going to report their local Wilkinsons for stocking a product that is perfectly functional and decent value for money? I'd love to meet such a person, I don't think I'd stop ripping the piss out them for the rest of time :-)

Oh, and if the EU really wants to cut carbon emissions that much, perhaps it should stop fucking expanding.

Useless, Useless.

I am rather torn in the case of Sharon fucking Shoesmith as to whether she should get all the publicity she's getting (it's handy to know exactly which moneygrabbing scum is, and has been, "overseeing" our shambolicly run fucking councils), or whether she should just be ignored to rot and grow moss. I think I go with the first option, simply because if we don't know what kinds of trash frequent the upper echelons of our councils, we're in no position to oust the incompetent fucks when they fucking well deserve it.

I've come to the conclusion that no matter how abominably shit a "director" in the public sector is at their job, they never seem to accept that with the big money comes the big responsibility. In business, on a salary like hers you'd be expected to take the shit if it does all hit the fan, and when the axe falls, it falls with quite some weight.

Probably because there's so much opinionated rabble lining the top offices of councils nationwide, none of them believe they're any less incompetent than the next incompetent director, and hence feel genuinely hard done by when they get the sack over a little thing like a child being tortured to death under their noses over the timespan of a whopping 17 months.

Shoesmith isn't the only one to blame. But when you're at the top and on £135,000 a year to boot, the buck fucking stops with you. So I would encourage this bedraggled old bitch to stop her whinging if she is to feel at all safe on the streets. The public aren't quite stupid enough to swallow her bullshit yet (although Ed Balls' education programming is working on that).