Miserable Old Bastard

"LIKE A BREEZEBLOCK TO YOUR FRONTAL LOBE"

Coming Back to England...

I like holidays. I hate coming home. But it's not my home and job I hate coming back to, it's the filthy fucking chav scum that festers within virtually every town in England. Cunts with pierced ears and novelty tattoos that think they're fucking 'ard because someone spent a few minutes dragging a needle through their thick fucking skins writing something in Japanese that they don't fucking understand. No work history and ASBOs for assaulting kids 10 years younger than them because real men would kick the fucking crap out of them.

Stupid bitches with scraped back hair, five fucking kids by about twenty five different fathers, half of whom have either been deported or sent to prison. Ugly as fuck, voices ravaged by nightly booze and forty fucking fags a day paid for by the State.

Fat cunts in Spurs away shirts stretched over the bellies that metabolism forgot. Wearing sandals and baggy shorts with half a million fucking pockets in them just to load up with whisky miniatures and lighters. Not to mention the odd shoplifted Mars bar. Dicks.

In the Czech Republic, even the tramps speak second and third languages. Our fucking lowlifes can't even speak English! In Europe, people look after their stuff. Old cars galore - because they don't blow twelve fucking grand on a new one just to outdo their neighbours. They save that money and go out to cafes for a chat - to socialise pleasantly. They go around and about and get to know their own countries. They have good manners. Our people, especially the middle classers, are driven by being able to tell Mrs. Miggins over the fucking fence that they spent 2 more days in a 5 star in Hawaii on fucking credit than she did.

People here are being turned into cunts. Cunts of varying accents and dress sense, but cunts all the same. All together, but separate.

Don't get me wrong. It's certainly not all Brits (me and 2 other people here have fucking brains). But some people are so fucking hypnotised by shit like Eastenders they have simply turned into them. They idolise rappers, but chastise doctors and midwives struggling to deliver their twelfth and thirteenth fucking babies under the monstrous strain placed on them by soppy graduate cunts that pass as NHS "managers" (none of whom have any medical experience). Only to claim hundreds of pounds a month in benefits because the government said it's fucking OK with us!

We are rapidly becoming the least educated nation in Europe, and I'd be willing to fucking bet it's all deliberate. Give people loads of money, keep the fuckers busy spending it on fucking crap and then they might not notice their country (and them) are being turned into shitty fucking cuntholes that nobody in their right minds would piss on if alight.

Well I HAVE noticed. And you, "Establishment", aren't going to fucking get away with it.

Be warned, politicians. I'm not the only one. Just be fucking warned...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

No your not the only one. As far as I can see you state that there is you and two other people. I'm sure you can manage to make a coup d'état. Two of you over take Brown, tie him to his chair and gaffatape his hands, while the third takes away his supposed Prozac.
-Ace

Miserable Old Bastard said...

I think we could simply send Brownfinger on a long walk off a short pier, before spending much more slow, agonisingly painstaking (for them) time over the useful idiots in the government sponsored lobby groups, plus a few council officials from down the decades just for fun!

And as far as Jim Callaghan and Anthony "I'm going to destroy every fucking grammar school in the country if it's the last thing I do" Crosland go. Well, the only reason they rest in peace is because I can't find their fucking graves.

Hope that cheered you up :-)

Anonymous said...

You could reopen Gitmo for the purpose. A little bit of waterboarding goes a long way. Perhaps just the prospect of wearing orange instead of their suits, will do the trick.

They are as sunken to the ground.. :D I tied to find them, but came up empty handed.
Will just have to find an other way to cheer you up, but I'm sure I can find a way. ;)
-Ace