Miserable Old Bastard

"LIKE A BREEZEBLOCK TO YOUR FRONTAL LOBE"

Now This is What a Call a Study!

Well fuck me sideways with a rancid old tool!

Have you seen this load of shit?

Animals who have close contact with humans pick up the superbug and then leave traces of it around the home where other people can be infected.

A study of homes by researchers at the Center for Hygiene and Health in Home and Community at Simmons College in Boston, found MRSA in nearly half of the 35 residences they sampled, mostly on wet surfaces like baths, sinks and tap handles.

The study concluded: “The presence of a cat in the home was found to be a strong predictor for the isolation of MRSA.”

Is there also a strong predictor that humans who have close contact with British hospitals are also more likely to get MRSA? Or could it be that people like pets, therefore thou shalt not be allowed to have one? A bit like smoking, drinking and being a fat fucker...

And THIRTY FIVE homes???? They're taking a study seriously that used a poxy 35 homes! Stick a couple of zeroes on that and you might have a leg to fucking stand on. And to cap it off, they found the bacteria on surfaces where virtually ALL bacteria lives! What the pissing piss are we meant to learn from this? It's fake science for knobheads.

Shit a fucking brick! I'm off to pour myself a scotch and watch re-runs of The Sweeney!

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