Would Somebody Mind Breaking it to the BBC?

Anyone with half a brain and whatever free thought is still allowed to prosper in this country would have at one point pondered whether all is not going according to plan in terms of getting over "the downturn".

I find myself wondering when the BBC are next going to give the eyebrowed one carte blanche to attempt to bullshit us all into thinking the economy is in fact soon to be on the up, and that things aren't that bad after all.

I shall contact him personally when I lose my job.