How to Have Sex if You've Done it 10,000 Times

I wish there was something that could genuinely shock me. But there isn't.

In amongst all the stories of Fatty McMentalist throwing a drug induced hissy fit and bumbling about the studio like a drunken insomniac with a broken leg, I find this load of total and utter dog shit, courtesy of Manchester City Council.

It's a 47 page full colour guide explaining to members of our older generations how to insert a penis into one of those lady parts (complete with accompanying playtime tips and pre-requisite advice. Remember, you can't tell if someone has AIDS by looking at them. Mark in Eastenders, anyone? *ends sniggers*).

Having done their best to take the sexual shenanigans of teenagers out of parents' hands, it's now the turn of the olds to have the State take control.

Personally, I think it's just a fetish of theirs ;-)