That's absolutely everything in the world isn't it? Everything. Ever. I need a drink. But don't worry, I'll offset the carbon from it by having a piss.
Showing posts with label useful idiots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label useful idiots. Show all posts
Spend With Us if You Want to Live!
I always get curious whenever "research" appears on the scene stating the benefits of a certain expensive pill or supplement. I don't know why, of course. I mean someone only stands to make a fucking packet out of such a claim!
Here's the latest live-until-you're-250-card:
British scientists have developed a groundbreaking pill which provides all the health benefits of a Mediterranean diet.
One capsule of Ateronon taken daily can break down fatty deposits in the arteries and help prevent heart disease and strokes, potentially saving millions of lives.
The supplement, which costs £35 for a month's supply, contains lycopene, a chemical found in the skin of ripe tomatoes.
I am a cynical cunt and whenever one of these articles starts doing the rounds, I find myself wondering in whose best interests it would be, and which previous "research" it completely contradicts (will look into this further).
Why can't the media just accept the fact we're all going to die, regardless of how many fucking happy pills we pop.
Shit happens. Let me drink, let me smoke, and fuck the fucking fuck off, you grasping cunts!
Homer Simpson's Night Out
Never let impending doom get in the way of a fag break (photo source: Daily Mail).
Remember those bits in the Simpsons where Homer describes his night out, whilst all along you get to see flashbacks of what really happened?
Well, at fucking "climate camp", these nutters try to convince us they're saving the world, when in actual fact all they're really doing is littering, smoking, dressing up and dodging the shower cubicle for that little bit longer. Not to mention catching the odd photo opportunity. It's just another fucking Glastonbury to these wankers.
I mean for fucks sake, they couldn't even find the right fucking skyscraper to vandalise. Thick fucking bastards.
Fuck the fucking fuck off.
More Behavioural Masturbation From Green Zealots
Take a look at this article in the Daily Mail (not least to see climate change fascists doing to the police what they'd squeal long and hard about having done to them).
Look at the words on the banner in the first photo.
Then decide what you think the agenda of these people really is.
It ain't about white fluffy polar bears with big brown eyes, that's for sure.
Look at the words on the banner in the first photo.
Then decide what you think the agenda of these people really is.
It ain't about white fluffy polar bears with big brown eyes, that's for sure.
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