Minitrue on Smoking

Picked up on this article from Dick Puddlecote, in reference to the lying cunts at the BBC aiding some more Leftist propagandising (doing as they're fucking told by BB, basically).

Do read both versions. Dick Puddlecote's offers some proper fucking analysis!

Fuck the fuck off, you control freak, lying, corrupt, licence extorting, "bend over a desk and take one up the fucking jacksie off your political masters" wankers!

BBC are shitters!

Yasmin Alibhai-Brown is a Cunt

Cracking quote, from this piece of shit on The Independent:

In high-migrant areas, extra funds are urgently needed to ease pressure on other inhabitants. Our least productive districts are those with static populations, but the most deprived should not pay for the indisputable economic benefits of immigration.

What "indisputable economic benefits of immigration" means is cheap au-pairs from Latvia, cheap (illegal) cleaners from Tonga, cheap Polish builders and cheap Romanian housekeepers - all working for The Establishment of course. Either way, it's cheap. That's what matters. Cheap. Just like the souls of our corrupt, money grabbing, piss-it-up-the-fucking-wall-like-a-good-un, champagne swilling, shit for brains fuckers for politicians.

And where are the "economic benefits" if you're then going to use all this fictional money to prop up those who were already here? It's bollocks. Cunt.

And presumably, the "extra funds" she mentions are simply a bribe to shut the locals the fuck up. Also, if all this immigration is bringing in so much money, why do you talk of people (the most deprived) paying for it?

Just fuck the fuck off, woman. Back up your claims and come the fuck back with something factual.

A List of Things Caused By Old Style Lightbulbs

You guilty treacherous swine!

That's absolutely everything in the world isn't it? Everything. Ever. I need a drink. But don't worry, I'll offset the carbon from it by having a piss.

Cunt Watch: James MacIntyre

James MacIntyre is a clutching-at-straws-cunt of the highest water (yellow bladder water).

Have a look at this dissection of a piece of shit posted on the New Statesman (spotted by the eagle eyed Archbishop Cranmer). And don't forget to click on the screenshot of the article when you get there.

I think this must be a pisstake. It's certainly not much of an article. In fact, it was met with so much scepticism (from fellow lefty luvvies, I might add) that the cunt had to pull the article just hours later (which is why you'll need to click on the screenshot in the above linked article).

*UPDATE - Found an archived link to said article with the comments included. It makes for quite some read.

Mac-Cunt-yre's philosophy falls very much into this mould.

FAIL.

Fuck the fuck off, Jimmy me ol' mate.

P.S - I would put a photo of him up, but I don't want his stupid fucking face on my screen looking back at me like a "last night's curry". I'm a photo fascist.

Communism

The Only Real Rehabilitation Is...

That's all I have to say on the matter (and I mean for the parents).

Cunt Watch: MSNBC

I think the video tells you all you need to know.

Mass Immigration - The Big Squash

Clapham High Street - 2026

An interesting and relevant article from the Telegraph:

And all but the most blindly obsessive enthusiasts for immigration recognise that such a level of immigration would mean that the whole of the South East would have to be concreted over, and the effects of squashing so many people into such a small space would make life intolerable for everyone.

Note that this is not a judgment on the cultural benefits or costs of immigration. It's simply an expression of the widely held opinion that it would be awful to have to live with that many people packed in together.

Even the projected population of 70 million people by 2028, most of whom will be in the South East (where the jobs are), is not a particularly enticing prospect. Yet no one in the Government is planning to do anything to stop it happening.

Still, as long as Alan Johnson doesn't lose any sleep over it. Same old Labour - when you piss the locals off, just import your fucking votership and hope the pesky natives just leave.

Useless cunts.

How to be a Lefty Liberal - Part Two

Some more traits illustrating exactly how to be a fashionable trendy faux liberal:

• Hate George Bush no matter what. You don't know why you hate him, or that his administration contributed more aid to Africa than any other nation. You just know that you hate him.

• Love Barack Obama no matter what. And use the historical aspect of him being the first black president to mask his shortcomings. Accuse anyone who questions Him of being racist.

• You still think the Tory Party are evil and you somehow see significant differences between them and Labour that nobody else does.

• You think all white working class people vote BNP. All of them.

• You claim to support both gay rights and Islam, but are only willing to discuss anti-homosexual crimes committed by followers of religions apart from Islam.

• You think the same teachers who struggle to teach children how to spell their own names are qualified to provide sex education.

• You slam the management culture of private business, whilst blaming the failings of public sector organisations on lack of funding for better management.

• You criticise existing laws left over from the last Tory administration, but refuse to question why Labour haven't changed them.

• You think Nelson Mandela was jailed purely because he's black.

• You attend anti-war demonstrations whilst wearing camouflage combat trousers and don't see the irony.

• You dub the BNP far right when they are actually far left.

• Whenever someone criticises the Cuban regime, you shout "free health service" and quickly change the subject.

• To avoid debate on man made global warming, you simply state: "The science is settled".

• You then change the name of man-made global warming to "climate change" in a feeble attempt to blur the boundaries and cover all bases. After all, knowing full well the climate will always change ensures you'll always have a march to attend.

• You don't recognise that your climate protests are simply providing governments with the perfect excuse to raise flight taxes, which affects those same materialistically unwealthy people you claim to care for so much.

• You turn a blind eye to Hamas attrocities perpetrated against their own people.

• You are rarely pro anything, nearly always anti. The only exceptions being "pro choice" and "pro [insert buzzword here] rights". You are anti everything else in the world. Ever.

• Your most prized possessions are your iPod (full of angry music, I might add) and your Blackberry. Yet you claim to hate materialism.

That will be all. Oh, and if you can think of some more that I should add, leave a comment :-)

How to be a Lefty Liberal - Part One

I have made many observations as to how to be a faux liberal commie wankstain. So I hereby unveil some of said observations, and hope you find them useful in recognising a truly uneducated hypocritical cunt of a supposed liberal when you see one.

• You believe that only white westerners can be racist.

• You believe that businesses cause poverty, and governments create wealth.

• You believe that prison doesn't work, and the real deterrant to crime is being taken on a free fishing trip and having someone make excuses for it.

• You believe everyone should have equal outcome, regardless of input.

• You think the CO2 from Al Gore's private jet is harmless, but that of Ryanair and EasyJet will cause the Maldives to fall to the bottom of the sea within the next 6 weeks.

• You are in inherently prejudiced towards Israel and Jews and accuse them of stealing the bodyparts of Palestinian children.

• You think the war in Afghanistan is justified, and is about instilling democracy and women's rights (not likely under Sharia, but you don't like to split hairs).

• You believe taxpayer funded abortion-on-demand is a viable form of contraception.

• You claim to be socialist, but you send your children to a private school.

• You support legalising class A drugs but are absolutely, totally anti-smoking.

• You're passionate about forcing everyone to use energy saving lightbulbs, but you believe everyone should have broadband in their home and at least one energy guzzling computer each.

• You believe "poverty" is the root cause of psychopathy.

• You pontificate about the horrors of Western slaughterhouses whilst saying nothing of Halal methods.

• You think America was responsible for 9/11.

• You have to believe that everyone who comes into the country from abroad is somehow a victim.

• You throw bricks throw bank windows in protest of their bonus culture, but say nothing of MP's expenses.

• You applauded Geert Wilders being banned from Britain, but say nothing of Islamic extremists and believe they are the products of British prejudice and exploitation.

• You think the British recession is America's fault.

• You reject the fact that communist man-made famine in the USSR and China DID take place. You blame it on bribed right-wing conspiracy theorists.

• You think the BBC is fair and unbiased.

• You pretend to believe terms like "Happy Christmas" and "Happy Easter" are offensive.

• You openly and catagorically slam big businesses for basing their HQs offshore to avoid tax, but ignore the fact that Bono does the exact same thing.

• You are wealthy and always have been, but are convinced you're qualified to speak on behalf of the poor, despite having never known anyone poor.

• When you can't list any significant benefits to mass immigration, you brand those against it "racist" and hope the attention shifts from your failing argument.

I will follow this up with more in future.

That will be all!