Somebody Thump These Greedy Fuckers - Better Still, Mug Them!

Next time your whinging local MP starts fucking whining about the amount of hours they work a week, ask the grasping cunt how many fucking hours they actually put into their job as your representative (after all, you only have issues for 8 months of the year, the rest of the time you can swivvel, apparently).

They've got plenty of fucking time for these shenanigans.

Greedy fucking bastards.

Useless, Useless.

I am rather torn in the case of Sharon fucking Shoesmith as to whether she should get all the publicity she's getting (it's handy to know exactly which moneygrabbing scum is, and has been, "overseeing" our shambolicly run fucking councils), or whether she should just be ignored to rot and grow moss. I think I go with the first option, simply because if we don't know what kinds of trash frequent the upper echelons of our councils, we're in no position to oust the incompetent fucks when they fucking well deserve it.

I've come to the conclusion that no matter how abominably shit a "director" in the public sector is at their job, they never seem to accept that with the big money comes the big responsibility. In business, on a salary like hers you'd be expected to take the shit if it does all hit the fan, and when the axe falls, it falls with quite some weight.

Probably because there's so much opinionated rabble lining the top offices of councils nationwide, none of them believe they're any less incompetent than the next incompetent director, and hence feel genuinely hard done by when they get the sack over a little thing like a child being tortured to death under their noses over the timespan of a whopping 17 months.

Shoesmith isn't the only one to blame. But when you're at the top and on £135,000 a year to boot, the buck fucking stops with you. So I would encourage this bedraggled old bitch to stop her whinging if she is to feel at all safe on the streets. The public aren't quite stupid enough to swallow her bullshit yet (although Ed Balls' education programming is working on that).

Troughing Gorbals is a Lord

Apparently Gorbals Mick is to be "punished" for his self-serving, toughing ways by being given a peerage (thanks to All Seeing Eye for picking up on this. It bypassed me completely due to the lack of coverage in the mainstream media).

We all knew it'd happen though. After years of troughing vast sums of our fucking money in expenses, selling many souls, trying to fix up his cretinous cunt of a son with a safe seat and sucking Gordon Brown's knob, this is simply the final fat troughing place for a fat troughing cunt.

Fuck the fucking fuck off, you money grabbing, moral selling wanker.

Cunt Watch: Alan Duncan

Alan Duncan is a cunt of the highest order. Even when you get past the somewhat sensationalist doom-crash-death reporting of the Daily Mail, he still very much appears to be a hypocritical moaning cunt of the highest order.

Fucking rations?

Fuck the fuck off you whinging toff knob.

Fucking Do-Gooder BBC Cunts. Again

I'm just listening to a cracking debate on Radio Five Dead (albeit I'm pissed out of my face on white rum!). Some sanctimonious cunt of a woman is practically giving a bollocking to a caller for administering a bit of discipline to her children (i.e. the caller's point was smacking as a very last resort is OK, which as a matter of safety to a child, I agree with). I will link to this arrogant middle class bi-atch's fucking rantings once the program is available.

What I really don't get, is how you're supposed to avoid laying a hand on your child, say if he/she runs out into the road? Bearing in mind the right-on woman in question seems to think any physical contact is *wrong*, presumably it's OK to just let your kids run out onto the M25 and get splattered by a juggernaut? What the fucking fuck?!?!?! Ok, let them get run the fuck down. See if that bloated bunch of cunts at the BBC gives a shit.

The BBC is full of fucking shit and fashionable moral highground (well, fashionable amongst your Islington faux-liberals, which last time I checked didn't make up a great deal of the pissing populace). If only they would apply the same rigid right-on restraint and self disicpline to themselves and their cunting expenses.

Fucking die BBC, you stinking fucking offal.

Labour Gets Twat Tsar

Apparently MP's need someone to show them how to press a fucking submit button.

I could do that for them at only 2 thirds of the rate.

Labour are Twitter Youtube Flickr cunts.

Troughing cunts.

BBC Does What It Does Best...

...wasting our fucking money on crap, that's what.

Defend this, you carin' sharin' lefty "spread-the-fuckin'-wealth" cunts!

Some Gentle Persuasion Needed...

Apparently some Mancunian folk have expressed mild miffedness at the presence of the flame haired hater of all things financially honest. People say politicians are out of touch! I say bollocks!

Quoting Hazel the chipmunk, here's the moneyshot:

'This kind of thing has happened to many people in Salford. I think it was just kids on a hot afternoon with nothing better to do.'

So Hazel? What the fucking fuck are you going to do about that? Answer that question and people might not smash your fucking car up.

Piss the fuck off, you old bat.

Cunt Watch: Jay Hunt

This week's cunt is brought to you by our very own Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation:

Jay C(H)unt is just another troughing fat controller at the Labour Party's brainwashing arm. It seems all you have to do to survive this minor economic downturn is start a half-arsed media consultancy before proceeding to get your big tool into this sultry old bitch. Perhaps the BBC isn't as anti all things male as they let on.

As an observant sidenote, Mr. C doesn't approve of this woman, but for an old bird she has half decent tits.

So, what are you going to be spending YOUR licence tax on this year? I think mine will be going on booze and cigarettes personally.