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EU Funding. Waste

More top draw socialism via Calling England and Old Holborn, comes this little bit of fun (read: despair).

It's a database of how the EU wastes your money. I suspect it's been made as difficult to use as possible, although simply selecting a country and a year will pull up results where relevant.

One of my favourites is this, from last year:

In line with the communication strategy of teh ECD ; 1. Improve public knowledge and understanding of teh European Union 2. explain the process of accession and its implications for Turkey and built support for EU membership

Fuck me! Spelling, people! Looks like this is newspeak for "Turks are being prepared for indoctrination".

All was mysteriously quiet on the Libya front in 2007/8. For Pakistan, I noticed a lot of entries labelled "confidential" for 2008. Whatever could it mean? A cool half a million Euros also goes to Nigeria under the confidential label. Not to mention three entries for funds given to Workers' Paradise Cuba with no disclosed purpose attached. I could toy with this database all evening but I'm running out of hair to pull out and I drank all my wine yesterday.

So what do we think? Care to share any others you found?

How to Be a Socialist


How to be a socialist in 2009 without actually ending up piss poor and starving to death.

A union baron and his cronies tucked into a banquet costing about £100 a head after calling for a crackdown on the super-rich at the TUC annual conference.

Derek Simpson, leader of the giant Unite union, and his colleagues enjoyed a lavish dinner that included veal, venison and Cumbrian beef at one of Liverpool’s top restaurants.

The party of ten, who took the best table in the restaurant in the city’s gentrified Hope Street quarter, started with cocktails before washing down their meal with wines costing up to £40.

Mr Simpson himself quaffed a fine red. Earlier in the week, Mr Simpson, 64, a well-known critic of ‘fat-cat spivs’ and bankers’ bonuses – despite himself earning about £100,000 a year – led calls at the TUC rally for new help for hard-pressed working families.

He said: ‘Over the years, working families have funded tax concessions for big business and the super-rich. Now it’s payback time.’

He's a cunt. And while Unite pays all his expenses for him, such as £400-a-night and £220-a-night hotel rooms, I shouldn't think "taxing the rich" is likely to bother him all that much. But then again, if he's as for the working classes as that snot gobbling, pant pissing, unelected, one eyed, pill popping, insane cunt of a Prime Minister is, it won't be the super rich that suffer as he says.

Homer Simpson's Night Out

Never let impending doom get in the way of a fag break (photo source: Daily Mail).

Remember those bits in the Simpsons where Homer describes his night out, whilst all along you get to see flashbacks of what really happened?

Well, at fucking "climate camp", these nutters try to convince us they're saving the world, when in actual fact all they're really doing is littering, smoking, dressing up and dodging the shower cubicle for that little bit longer. Not to mention catching the odd photo opportunity. It's just another fucking Glastonbury to these wankers.

I mean for fucks sake, they couldn't even find the right fucking skyscraper to vandalise. Thick fucking bastards.

Fuck the fucking fuck off.

More Behavioural Masturbation From Green Zealots

Take a look at this article in the Daily Mail (not least to see climate change fascists doing to the police what they'd squeal long and hard about having done to them).

Look at the words on the banner in the first photo.

Then decide what you think the agenda of these people really is.

It ain't about white fluffy polar bears with big brown eyes, that's for sure.

Labour Gets Twat Tsar

Apparently MP's need someone to show them how to press a fucking submit button.

I could do that for them at only 2 thirds of the rate.

Labour are Twitter Youtube Flickr cunts.

Troughing cunts.

Patriotism 101


After some dickwad called Burnham declared Daniel Hannan's criticisms of the NHS "unpatriotic", I thought I'd post this link I found on Letters From a Tory.

Not long before the telescreens...

Cunt Watch: Union of Fascists

From last weekend (this blog didn't exist last weekend, although this is worth noting despite the age of the story).

The irony is just so lost on these commie-inspired, government funded, inherently fascist and bloody minded cunts.

Kick the fuck out of someone for disagreeing with you? Oh, definitely. That's fucking di-mok-ra-cay, right? Burn a British flag? I thought you cunts were fucking British. Join this fucking useless bunch of wound up menstrual fucktards and get your free assault pass today.

Unite Against Fascism are violent hypocritical cunts.

Fuck the fuck off.

BBC Does What It Does Best...

...wasting our fucking money on crap, that's what.

Defend this, you carin' sharin' lefty "spread-the-fuckin'-wealth" cunts!

Labour - Change We See

Possibly the smallest PR campaign in the world, ever. Period.

On the campaign's Flickr page I counted all of FIVE different photo contributors - one of whom is discreetly named "Labour". Not a bad turn out for a country with a population of pushing 65 million.

Don't forget to send a picture of your best dole queue shot!

Labour are useless YouTube Flickr cunts.

So Fucking Angry - Again!

Yet more action in the land of fucking pikey. This time a couple of fucking benefit scrounging, misbehaving, lying, pissed up, vandalising racist cunts accusing all-and-sundry of being racist cunts. Un-fucking-believable.

What I struggle to get my head around is the fact that people who choose to live in this way (i.e. like fucking thieving scum) get to have their own fucking "race". What the twatting fuck? Does anyone accuse those who slate bankers or businessmen of racism? Didn't fucking think so.

Cheers Labour, you fat cunts.

BBC Fucking *hearts* The NHS

The fucking Beeb have been in full attack mode over Dan Hannan's criticisms of the appallingly run tickbox-driven monolith that is the NHS (an NHS run by the people who actually know about the pressures and demands of front line care is a different issue altogether).

In reading the article, I notice some smart, almost derogatory use of language in order to subtly make its point. First up:

"Labour has stepped up its criticism of Daniel Hannan, who waded into the debate over Barack Obama's health bill."

"Waded"? What you mean he actually barged in wearing fucking wellingtons and a fishing hat? That's Hannan successfully made to look like an arrogant dictatorial cunt (...or, the Tories secretly want to leave Americans to die by defending their filthy capitalist health system). It also states that Labour has "stepped up" its critcism of Hannan. This incident only happened yesterday, for fucks sake! For criticism to be "stepped up" would insinuate that Hannan has always been under fire, which is the second subtle "The Tories are out of line with the British population" hint.

Next we have this:

"He has stressed that these are his own views and not those of the party - but they were backed by fellow Tory MEP Roger Helmer, who told BBC Radio 4's PM programme: 'I think Dan has done us a service by raising these issues which need to be looked at.'"

Look, Dan's lying! The fact he says they are his own views before being backed up by another Tory suggests a division in communication tactics, but a sense of unity in sentiment regarding the NHS. Fucking smart on part of the Boshevik Broadcasting Corporation, right??

And finally:

"And he [Health Secretary Andy Burnham] hit back at criticism that the government had not done enough to defend the NHS from attacks in the US."

Those nasty Americans! "Attacking" our health system... But not just any Americans, these are anti-Al-Ubama Americans (i.e. religious right nutters).

Reading the rest of the article, it becomes apparent that the BBC's narrative is that anyone who goes against Bollock Hussein Al-Ubama's big socialist dream is a shady conman (read below the heading "Duped") OR they are simply insulting the good front line workers that most people, myself included, respect a lot.

One critical question is missing from this appraisal for me - nobody seems to ask why Hannan would ever present such views. Only Cameron's rubuttal is presented, and this merely serves the purpose of making the Tories seem divided.

The Boshevik Broadcasting Corporation. Biased as fucking fuck with no alternative views allowed.

Wholly publicly funded cunts who don't represent the public as a whole.

Twats.

What The Fucking Fuck!

Looks like attempts to clean up politics haven't worked.:


Don't forget to tell your wife you love her.

Same to You, McDoom


Somebody, somewhere, once upon a time in a remote (possibly sheep molesting) district of Scotland voted for this CUNT.

We've already said we were sorry about Oliver Cromwell.

Some Gentle Persuasion Needed...

Apparently some Mancunian folk have expressed mild miffedness at the presence of the flame haired hater of all things financially honest. People say politicians are out of touch! I say bollocks!

Quoting Hazel the chipmunk, here's the moneyshot:

'This kind of thing has happened to many people in Salford. I think it was just kids on a hot afternoon with nothing better to do.'

So Hazel? What the fucking fuck are you going to do about that? Answer that question and people might not smash your fucking car up.

Piss the fuck off, you old bat.

Cunt Watch: Jay Hunt


This week's cunt is brought to you by our very own Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation:

Jay C(H)unt is just another troughing fat controller at the Labour Party's brainwashing arm. It seems all you have to do to survive this minor economic downturn is start a half-arsed media consultancy before proceeding to get your big tool into this sultry old bitch. Perhaps the BBC isn't as anti all things male as they let on.

As an observant sidenote, Mr. C doesn't approve of this woman, but for an old bird she has half decent tits.

So, what are you going to be spending YOUR licence tax on this year? I think mine will be going on booze and cigarettes personally.