Two Thousand and Ten

The one eyed, pant pissing, snot gobbling, pill popping, bed wetting, English hating, soldier disrespecting, prejudiced, socialist CUNT!

Slightly LOL-ing

I reckon someone has been having a bit of a giraffe with this:

Looking to get a green abortion?

Hi, I am looking to get a green abortion. "Green" in the modern sense meaning environmentally friendly. I do everything I can (drive a hybrid, use CFL bulbs, etc) in normal day-to-day life to minimize my impact on the planet, so I figure my abortion should be no different. What options are there for green abortions? Do clinics offer information on their resource usage? Can I get carbon neutral abortion? Are there clinics that donate a portion of profits to environmental charities or awareness groups? Thanks!

The sad thing is I can believe that somebody would be that stupid. I'm just off to take a big carbon neutral shit. Back in a jiffy :-)

H.T - Counting Cats in Zanzibar

Google Love - All of a Sudden

Just to follow up my last post about how Google hates me, wants me dead and is trying to infect me with AIDS, I thought I'd follow up to say that mysteriously it doesn't wish any of those things on me anymore.

My search rankings have returned to normal once again. Maybe it's because I said I'd go off into a candle lit room with Yahoo instead...

But I's back!

*On a different note, that "You might like" widget that appears below each post to display supposedly related links now is now being a fat arse. It selected a link to some post along the lines of "How to Tell if a Guy Likes You". What the twatting fuck?!?!? I am NOT a fucking counsellor! Shit a brick and fuck a duck all at once.

There's nothing brainy about bloody shitting twatty Outbrain.

Origins of Cunt

I found the Wikipedia entry for the word "cunt".

I thought it appropriate what with the amount of cuntage that appears on this blog.

Read it and weep enjoy.

That is all for now.

For When Granny is in the Room

Go on, pull my finger ;-)

I Am Happy

Fucking Brilliant!

English Scottish Relations
Courtesy of GrumpyOldTwat on Dailymotion

Lunchtime Essential Reading - Failblog

Despite all the world's ills, I always like to take time out to find a handy distraction. Sadly, whisky and lie downs are prohibited at work but this makes for some amusing lunchtime reading (at other people's expense, I might add) ;-)