Gordon Brown is Fucking Pointless

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Gordon Brown is a fat useless lump of lard. I wonder how long it'll be after he gets booted at the next election before he commits suicide (I'm serious here, the man is a nut job!).

Oh, and he's not going blind and he's not crap at his job.

You fat cunt, McShit!

When You've Got Oil, You've Got Britain!

From the Daily Mail:

British police officers have been secretly training Libyan forces despite Colonel Gaddafi's refusal to cooperate over the investigation into the murder of Pc Yvonne Fletcher, it has emerged.

The training programme, which was approved by then Home Secretary Jacqui Smith in 2007, was allowed to continue while Metropolitan officers were refused visas to investigate the shooting of Pc Fletcher outside the Libyan Embassy in London in 1984.

The lopsided diplomatic relationship was last night branded an insult to the memory of the murdered police officer, who was herself a member of the Met Police before being shot dead from within the Libyan Embassy in 1984.

I wonder how that Toynbee bitch is going to talk ZaNu out of this fucking corrupt mess. She's certainly fucking deluded when she says they have no nerve. They've got fucking sackloads of that from what I can see.

And nice to see pigface Jacqui was in on the act too. Would someone tell me exactly what is the difference between a Labour politician and a drug baron? Seeing as how both are willing to leave dead people in their wakes to get rich.

All cunts.

No Dissent

A rather interesting piece from John Redwood on his being turned down to appear on a BBC show:

This afternoon I was asked to appear this evening on the World Tonight to do an interview on spending cuts. I agreed. I was asked if I preferred a pre-record or live. I said I preferred live.

They agreed and made the arrangements. I was then telephoned and asked in detail about my views. (They are on the website anyway). When I said they should ask the government where their cuts were coming, as I was happy to set out my proposals and Conservative proposals, there seemed a hesitation. I said if they did not want to do that I would naturally raise the question. They then confirmed the interview.

A few hours later they left a phone message to say they did not want to do the interview after all! Clearly they did not want me asking on air for Labour to explain where their cuts were coming under the new headings the PM has so wisely set out.

Reading the quote, it's near fucking impossible to see why the BBC wouldn't want him on (ahem, *cough* </end sarcasm> ). Fucking biased as fuck, and loyal to Labour until their inevitable death.

Bob the Knob On Twitter

Bob Before...

Bob After...

(Getting a bit tubby there, Bob)

Just for fun, I've made a new Twitter account dedicated to the many talents and accomplishments of Bob the Baldy Knob Ainsworth (aka wing wearing, pant pissing wanker).

To see him in his more natural domain, and to greet Bob and tell him what you think, visit him here :-)

The MOB Gets Fed Up, Twats Twitter Tsar

I'm fucking annoyed as fuck.

I decided to Twitter Twat the government's Twitter Tweet Twat Tsar to see what she has to say on my retort to her fake fucking moaning about the Doncaster Mayor actually doing his fucking job properly.

Let's fucking see how long this fucking lasts before getting deleted.

So Fucking Close

For a minute there, I stupidly thought we'd got rid of that wig wearing wanker Bob the knob Ainsworth. No such fucking luck, the Hitler-moustached, soldier hating, wet pussy of a fucking Defence Secretary is very much still in office and it's in fact his aide, one Eric Joyce, who has handed in his notice.

He's a deluded cunt though. See below for evidence. He still thinks Labour can win an election! They couldn't win a fucking tombola unless the taxpayer funded it.

Mr Joyce, parliamentary private secretary to Mr Ainsworth, was critical of Government policy in Afghanistan and called for a reduction in the British commitment.

He said Labour would not win the next General Election until it got a 'grip' on defence and demanded an exit strategy from Afghanistan during the next Parliament.

On the day that two more British troops died, I really wish the fucking noose on this pathetic bunch of fucking troughers.

Fancy Helping a Bunch of Twats Press Submit?

Nothing surprises me anymore. The audacity of these out of touch wankers is unparalleled.

From the Daily Mail:

Ministers are creating a £120,000-a-year post to help them communicate through the internet.

The deputy director of digital engagement will push Labour's policies on social networking sites such as Facebook, MySpace, Bebo and Twitter.

The successful applicant, dubbed the 'Deputy Twittercrat', must 'confidently engage with audiences on non-governmental online channels'.

Sounds like a hell of a lot of copy and pasting is involved to me. How better to spend £120,000 of public money. Besides, what's the difference between bullshitting in the newspapers or on TV (as these fools seem to manage on their own) and bullshitting on social networks?

James Gordon Brown is a Cunt

But we all knew that anyway, right? Well, if you're in need of further confirmation, read this point well made over at the Constantly Furious blog, regarding what happened when Snotgobbler met the real heroes (that fat piece of shit isn't fit to lick their fucking boots!).

It also links to an article pointing out this small fact (quoted below).

A traffic warden's basic wage is £17,000. The basic starting salary for some soldiers is £12,572, and under new rates a serviceman or woman of private rank earns at least £16,227 plus a £2,320 tax-free operational allowance. Considering soldiers are working in the most dangerous of roles, they do a superb job, and deserve to be rewarded for it!.....

Fucking brilliant! Although we all knew collecting revenue for Labour's fat fucking coffers was far more important than putting your life on the line for Labour's phoney democracy war.

Trecherous cunts.

Army Are Still (Mc) Doomed

A lot of emphasis has been put on Snotgobbler's recent "surprise" visit to Afghanistan and his sending of more troops, not least by his luvvies at the BBC.

However, I find myself wondering when organisations like the BBC are going to start placing more emphasis, if any at all, on articles like this.

What do we think?

Troughing Gorbals is a Lord

Apparently Gorbals Mick is to be "punished" for his self-serving, toughing ways by being given a peerage (thanks to All Seeing Eye for picking up on this. It bypassed me completely due to the lack of coverage in the mainstream media).

We all knew it'd happen though. After years of troughing vast sums of our fucking money in expenses, selling many souls, trying to fix up his cretinous cunt of a son with a safe seat and sucking Gordon Brown's knob, this is simply the final fat troughing place for a fat troughing cunt.

Fuck the fucking fuck off, you money grabbing, moral selling wanker.

Well I Never Would Have Fucking Guessed...

...But it seems the Lockerbie bomber (or non-bomber, depending on your view) was set free to Libya for the sake of a bit of oil exploration in a deal heavily involving the Labour government.

The British government decided it was “in the overwhelming interests of the United Kingdom” to make Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi, the Lockerbie bomber, eligible for return to Libya, leaked ministerial letters reveal.

Gordon Brown’s government made the decision after discussions between Libya and BP over a multi-million-pound oil exploration deal had hit difficulties. These were resolved soon afterwards.

The letters were sent two years ago by Jack Straw, the justice secretary, to Kenny MacAskill, his counterpart in Scotland, who has been widely criticised for taking the formal decision to permit Megrahi’s release.

The correspondence makes it plain that the key decision to include Megrahi in a deal with Libya to allow prisoners to return home was, in fact, taken in London for British national interests.

There you have it people. Now, where are the glaring headlines and non-stop coverage of "Labour Sleaze" on the fucking BBC? "Oil for letters", anyone?

Oh, and to finish off (and also from The Times), is the apparent fruit of one of Mandelsnake's various visits to the Rothschild's yacht. Not even the Tories had the utter fucking temerity to go this far...

Fucking scum.

Cunt Watch: McShit

This man simply does not ever learn or listen.

People say they want the troops pulled out of Afghanistan, so he goes and sends more. Perhaps if he spent ALL of this money on new equipment for the existing troops (rather than the outdated shit we all know he'll send) we wouldn't have the prospect of so many more coming home in boxes.

The truth is, he does not know what this war is about so he can't have the faintest clue as to how to win it. They tell us it's about democracy and women's rights, but they forget that in FORCING democracy on a people, you are yourself being undemocratic. With all the resources Afghanistan has, it's a shithole only because so many of the people there LIKE living in a shithole. Leave them to it. Oh but wait, there's oil...

What I don't get is how the thick-skinned fucker of McDoom finds the utter temerity to laugh and joke with the serving troops (during his surprise celebrity visit) when he doesn't so much as show his face at ANY of the funerals of those who come back dead for his immoral, unwinnable war.

Apart from Islamic extremists, human rights lawyers, criminals and thieving cunts, who the fuck does actually vote for Labour? Come on, out with it. Clense your soul once and for all.

McShit is a fat dense vote losing unelected cunt. If only he could lose those votes a bit quicker.

McShit Still on Fucking Holiday...

...And now we know why.

Bob Ainsworth is Still a Cunt

The alleged "Defence Secretary", Bob the Knob Ainsworth, refused to so much as send a letter of condolance to his friend whose son died in Labour's war. Of course, after a national fucking newspaper intervened he changed his tune. Not early enough to avoid being outed by the Mail though.

Still, he's not the only one.

He is still a wig-wearing-not-fit-to-shovel-shit cunt though.

CUNT!

Mandleson *Hearts* NHS

Call me a cynic, but didn't the whole Mandlesnake-goes-to-hospital thing happen bang on cue for a bit of ministerial talking up of the NHS? It's also a very handy distraction from the fact he met up with son of Gaddaffi just a fortnight before the release of the Lockerbie bombing suspect.

I do not trust the ground this man walks on.

This Man Simply Is Not Fit...

...to lick the boots of the heroes who fought and died for this country in World War II.

Gordon Brown talking about courage is enough to make me want to smash my fucking screen.

Piss the fuck off, you weakminded bullying cunt.

Now I'M Fucking Depressed

I always knew things would get much worse before they got better.

Here is why.

Do enjoy it as much as I did!

Fucking Labour scum.

Labour Gets Twat Tsar

Apparently MP's need someone to show them how to press a fucking submit button.

I could do that for them at only 2 thirds of the rate.

Labour are Twitter Youtube Flickr cunts.

Troughing cunts.

What Fucking Mission?

Notice how all the difficult questions, or indeed any real questions at all (i.e. what is Labour's fucking mission in Afghanistan anyway) are omitted from this tasty piece of BBC brown nosing.

Would someone please tell me, what exactly is the point of Bob the Knob?

Fuck the fuck off you big wimpy bitch.

Patriotism 101

After some dickwad called Burnham declared Daniel Hannan's criticisms of the NHS "unpatriotic", I thought I'd post this link I found on Letters From a Tory.

Not long before the telescreens...