I Don't Normally, But...

When it comes to people like Martin McGuinness, I'm willing to make an exception in terms of wishing an agonising, preferably cancerous death on someone.

May it happen soon. You should have been stillborn, you disgusting cunt.

Gordon "Pill Popping Cyclops" Brown Lies His Bollocks Off on TV

Well everyone else has been posting this so I thought "why not".



McTool diverts brilliantly (well, not so brilliantly) away from jug eared wanker Andrew Marr's second question. Marr doesn't really pursue it as such, and those ain't painkillers the fat pant pissing wanker is taking!

Note the body language. McKnob has an aggressively inquisitive look on his face, but then puts his hand up to his mouth which is a telltale sign of the lies he senses he's going to have to tell. As it happens, he doesn't appear to lie outright, he just ducks a question before pretending he'd answered it (about his meds).

Fucking FAIL, Gordon. Still not fit for office. For a written transcript, see this link.

Bob Ainsworth is Still a Cunt

The alleged "Defence Secretary", Bob the Knob Ainsworth, refused to so much as send a letter of condolance to his friend whose son died in Labour's war. Of course, after a national fucking newspaper intervened he changed his tune. Not early enough to avoid being outed by the Mail though.

Still, he's not the only one.

He is still a wig-wearing-not-fit-to-shovel-shit cunt though.

CUNT!

This Man Simply Is Not Fit...

...to lick the boots of the heroes who fought and died for this country in World War II.

Gordon Brown talking about courage is enough to make me want to smash my fucking screen.

Piss the fuck off, you weakminded bullying cunt.

Pointless Tossers - And I Don't Mean Labour, Lib Dems or the Tories

I got to work this morning, as per the usual routine and opened the window due to the air con being fucked yet a-twatting-gain. The best time for air con to be fucked is in the middle of August.

Well what do you twatting know! One of these pointless cunts crashes in through the 6 inch gap, no doubt after a bit of Mr. C's muscular batty, I dare say.

We had a standoff. After around 10 seconds it vacated my computer keyboard and loosely pursued me around the office before the quick thinking Mr. C gave the fucker some of this:

Turns out this shit just makes them go all insane and hyperangry (much like a Hamas terrorist who has just caught fire or a pikey in Primark). I then got stung twice. Fucking fucker fuck fucked.

That will be all!

Cunt Watch: George Monbiot

George fucking Moonbat, or whatever his name is, doesn't seem to have much in his locker when it comes to variation in his subject matter:

He does occasionally involve himself in other aspects of protecting the world's populace from repression, hurt and doom, but for the most part he's just an arrogant middle class name-calling cunt.

Fuck the fuck off and get a job.

Cunt.

Twat.

Shut it.

(P.S - Do watch this video on Google Videos putting together a rational case for doubting these useful-idiot-Al-Bore-loving-motherfucking-cunts).

Cunt Watch: Phil Woolas

This week's winner is Immigration Minister Phil Woolas, a Gurkha hating goofy four eyed cunt with a red face and a spasticated facial expression. What a big bitch.