Global Gordon Knows...

A brilliant "I need my fucking pills and I need 'em now!" moment from Global Gordon, the snot gobbling, pant pissing, bed wetting, billy-fucking-no-mates-even-obumma-thinks-I'm-a-cunt excuse for a Prime Mentalist:

"I think you guys should start to understand how international meetings work."

Bollock Obumma gave him about 3 minutes of his time, and even then it took all week to get that. When Obumma doesn't have any time for you, you know you're a cunt, judging by the people he does hang out with.

This Man Simply Is Not Fit...

...to lick the boots of the heroes who fought and died for this country in World War II.

Gordon Brown talking about courage is enough to make me want to smash my fucking screen.

Piss the fuck off, you weakminded bullying cunt.

Pointless Tossers - And I Don't Mean Labour, Lib Dems or the Tories

I got to work this morning, as per the usual routine and opened the window due to the air con being fucked yet a-twatting-gain. The best time for air con to be fucked is in the middle of August.

Well what do you twatting know! One of these pointless cunts crashes in through the 6 inch gap, no doubt after a bit of Mr. C's muscular batty, I dare say.

We had a standoff. After around 10 seconds it vacated my computer keyboard and loosely pursued me around the office before the quick thinking Mr. C gave the fucker some of this:

Turns out this shit just makes them go all insane and hyperangry (much like a Hamas terrorist who has just caught fire or a pikey in Primark). I then got stung twice. Fucking fucker fuck fucked.

That will be all!

Cunt Watch: George Monbiot

George fucking Moonbat, or whatever his name is, doesn't seem to have much in his locker when it comes to variation in his subject matter:

He does occasionally involve himself in other aspects of protecting the world's populace from repression, hurt and doom, but for the most part he's just an arrogant middle class name-calling cunt.

Fuck the fuck off and get a job.

Cunt.

Twat.

Shut it.

(P.S - Do watch this video on Google Videos putting together a rational case for doubting these useful-idiot-Al-Bore-loving-motherfucking-cunts).

What The Fucking Fuck!

Looks like attempts to clean up politics haven't worked.:

Don't forget to tell your wife you love her.

Same to You, McDoom

Somebody, somewhere, once upon a time in a remote (possibly sheep molesting) district of Scotland voted for this CUNT.

We've already said we were sorry about Oliver Cromwell.

Gordon Brown Calls Himself a Cunt on YouTube

This one just has to tickle you, surely! (Video courtesy of GrumpyOldTwat. Enjoy!)