Yasmin Alibhai-Brown is a Cunt

Cracking quote, from this piece of shit on The Independent:

In high-migrant areas, extra funds are urgently needed to ease pressure on other inhabitants. Our least productive districts are those with static populations, but the most deprived should not pay for the indisputable economic benefits of immigration.

What "indisputable economic benefits of immigration" means is cheap au-pairs from Latvia, cheap (illegal) cleaners from Tonga, cheap Polish builders and cheap Romanian housekeepers - all working for The Establishment of course. Either way, it's cheap. That's what matters. Cheap. Just like the souls of our corrupt, money grabbing, piss-it-up-the-fucking-wall-like-a-good-un, champagne swilling, shit for brains fuckers for politicians.

And where are the "economic benefits" if you're then going to use all this fictional money to prop up those who were already here? It's bollocks. Cunt.

And presumably, the "extra funds" she mentions are simply a bribe to shut the locals the fuck up. Also, if all this immigration is bringing in so much money, why do you talk of people (the most deprived) paying for it?

Just fuck the fuck off, woman. Back up your claims and come the fuck back with something factual.

How to Be a Socialist

How to be a socialist in 2009 without actually ending up piss poor and starving to death.

A union baron and his cronies tucked into a banquet costing about £100 a head after calling for a crackdown on the super-rich at the TUC annual conference.

Derek Simpson, leader of the giant Unite union, and his colleagues enjoyed a lavish dinner that included veal, venison and Cumbrian beef at one of Liverpool’s top restaurants.

The party of ten, who took the best table in the restaurant in the city’s gentrified Hope Street quarter, started with cocktails before washing down their meal with wines costing up to £40.

Mr Simpson himself quaffed a fine red. Earlier in the week, Mr Simpson, 64, a well-known critic of ‘fat-cat spivs’ and bankers’ bonuses – despite himself earning about £100,000 a year – led calls at the TUC rally for new help for hard-pressed working families.

He said: ‘Over the years, working families have funded tax concessions for big business and the super-rich. Now it’s payback time.’

He's a cunt. And while Unite pays all his expenses for him, such as £400-a-night and £220-a-night hotel rooms, I shouldn't think "taxing the rich" is likely to bother him all that much. But then again, if he's as for the working classes as that snot gobbling, pant pissing, unelected, one eyed, pill popping, insane cunt of a Prime Minister is, it won't be the super rich that suffer as he says.

Cunt Watch: MSNBC

I think the video tells you all you need to know.

How to be a Lefty Liberal - Part Two

Some more traits illustrating exactly how to be a fashionable trendy faux liberal:

• Hate George Bush no matter what. You don't know why you hate him, or that his administration contributed more aid to Africa than any other nation. You just know that you hate him.

• Love Barack Obama no matter what. And use the historical aspect of him being the first black president to mask his shortcomings. Accuse anyone who questions Him of being racist.

• You still think the Tory Party are evil and you somehow see significant differences between them and Labour that nobody else does.

• You think all white working class people vote BNP. All of them.

• You claim to support both gay rights and Islam, but are only willing to discuss anti-homosexual crimes committed by followers of religions apart from Islam.

• You think the same teachers who struggle to teach children how to spell their own names are qualified to provide sex education.

• You slam the management culture of private business, whilst blaming the failings of public sector organisations on lack of funding for better management.

• You criticise existing laws left over from the last Tory administration, but refuse to question why Labour haven't changed them.

• You think Nelson Mandela was jailed purely because he's black.

• You attend anti-war demonstrations whilst wearing camouflage combat trousers and don't see the irony.

• You dub the BNP far right when they are actually far left.

• Whenever someone criticises the Cuban regime, you shout "free health service" and quickly change the subject.

• To avoid debate on man made global warming, you simply state: "The science is settled".

• You then change the name of man-made global warming to "climate change" in a feeble attempt to blur the boundaries and cover all bases. After all, knowing full well the climate will always change ensures you'll always have a march to attend.

• You don't recognise that your climate protests are simply providing governments with the perfect excuse to raise flight taxes, which affects those same materialistically unwealthy people you claim to care for so much.

• You turn a blind eye to Hamas attrocities perpetrated against their own people.

• You are rarely pro anything, nearly always anti. The only exceptions being "pro choice" and "pro [insert buzzword here] rights". You are anti everything else in the world. Ever.

• Your most prized possessions are your iPod (full of angry music, I might add) and your Blackberry. Yet you claim to hate materialism.

That will be all. Oh, and if you can think of some more that I should add, leave a comment :-)

How to be a Lefty Liberal - Part One

I have made many observations as to how to be a faux liberal commie wankstain. So I hereby unveil some of said observations, and hope you find them useful in recognising a truly uneducated hypocritical cunt of a supposed liberal when you see one.

• You believe that only white westerners can be racist.

• You believe that businesses cause poverty, and governments create wealth.

• You believe that prison doesn't work, and the real deterrant to crime is being taken on a free fishing trip and having someone make excuses for it.

• You believe everyone should have equal outcome, regardless of input.

• You think the CO2 from Al Gore's private jet is harmless, but that of Ryanair and EasyJet will cause the Maldives to fall to the bottom of the sea within the next 6 weeks.

• You are in inherently prejudiced towards Israel and Jews and accuse them of stealing the bodyparts of Palestinian children.

• You think the war in Afghanistan is justified, and is about instilling democracy and women's rights (not likely under Sharia, but you don't like to split hairs).

• You believe taxpayer funded abortion-on-demand is a viable form of contraception.

• You claim to be socialist, but you send your children to a private school.

• You support legalising class A drugs but are absolutely, totally anti-smoking.

• You're passionate about forcing everyone to use energy saving lightbulbs, but you believe everyone should have broadband in their home and at least one energy guzzling computer each.

• You believe "poverty" is the root cause of psychopathy.

• You pontificate about the horrors of Western slaughterhouses whilst saying nothing of Halal methods.

• You think America was responsible for 9/11.

• You have to believe that everyone who comes into the country from abroad is somehow a victim.

• You throw bricks throw bank windows in protest of their bonus culture, but say nothing of MP's expenses.

• You applauded Geert Wilders being banned from Britain, but say nothing of Islamic extremists and believe they are the products of British prejudice and exploitation.

• You think the British recession is America's fault.

• You reject the fact that communist man-made famine in the USSR and China DID take place. You blame it on bribed right-wing conspiracy theorists.

• You think the BBC is fair and unbiased.

• You pretend to believe terms like "Happy Christmas" and "Happy Easter" are offensive.

• You openly and catagorically slam big businesses for basing their HQs offshore to avoid tax, but ignore the fact that Bono does the exact same thing.

• You are wealthy and always have been, but are convinced you're qualified to speak on behalf of the poor, despite having never known anyone poor.

• When you can't list any significant benefits to mass immigration, you brand those against it "racist" and hope the attention shifts from your failing argument.

I will follow this up with more in future.

That will be all!

Homer Simpson's Night Out

Never let impending doom get in the way of a fag break (photo source: Daily Mail).

Remember those bits in the Simpsons where Homer describes his night out, whilst all along you get to see flashbacks of what really happened?

Well, at fucking "climate camp", these nutters try to convince us they're saving the world, when in actual fact all they're really doing is littering, smoking, dressing up and dodging the shower cubicle for that little bit longer. Not to mention catching the odd photo opportunity. It's just another fucking Glastonbury to these wankers.

I mean for fucks sake, they couldn't even find the right fucking skyscraper to vandalise. Thick fucking bastards.

Fuck the fucking fuck off.

Well I Never Would Have Fucking Guessed...

...But it seems the Lockerbie bomber (or non-bomber, depending on your view) was set free to Libya for the sake of a bit of oil exploration in a deal heavily involving the Labour government.

The British government decided it was “in the overwhelming interests of the United Kingdom” to make Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi, the Lockerbie bomber, eligible for return to Libya, leaked ministerial letters reveal.

Gordon Brown’s government made the decision after discussions between Libya and BP over a multi-million-pound oil exploration deal had hit difficulties. These were resolved soon afterwards.

The letters were sent two years ago by Jack Straw, the justice secretary, to Kenny MacAskill, his counterpart in Scotland, who has been widely criticised for taking the formal decision to permit Megrahi’s release.

The correspondence makes it plain that the key decision to include Megrahi in a deal with Libya to allow prisoners to return home was, in fact, taken in London for British national interests.

There you have it people. Now, where are the glaring headlines and non-stop coverage of "Labour Sleaze" on the fucking BBC? "Oil for letters", anyone?

Oh, and to finish off (and also from The Times), is the apparent fruit of one of Mandelsnake's various visits to the Rothschild's yacht. Not even the Tories had the utter fucking temerity to go this far...

Fucking scum.

More Behavioural Masturbation From Green Zealots

Take a look at this article in the Daily Mail (not least to see climate change fascists doing to the police what they'd squeal long and hard about having done to them).

Look at the words on the banner in the first photo.

Then decide what you think the agenda of these people really is.

It ain't about white fluffy polar bears with big brown eyes, that's for sure.

Cunt Watch: Alan Duncan

Alan Duncan is a cunt of the highest order. Even when you get past the somewhat sensationalist doom-crash-death reporting of the Daily Mail, he still very much appears to be a hypocritical moaning cunt of the highest order.

Fucking rations?

Fuck the fuck off you whinging toff knob.

BBC Twattage - Again

I am on a roll now, and thanks to Mr. Vance over at Biased BBC I now have another thing to sleep on regarding BBC bias in my drunken state!

I find myself wondering why so little understanding is afforded to Christians and Jews (in fact, frequent bashing is offered to Christians, especially American ones), when a full article is devoted to the trials and tribulations of Ramadan on the BBC website.

This is the BBC. They and people like them do far more to actively promote racial and religious hatred than the Daily Mail ever did....

That will be all!

Fucking Do-Gooder BBC Cunts. Again

I'm just listening to a cracking debate on Radio Five Dead (albeit I'm pissed out of my face on white rum!). Some sanctimonious cunt of a woman is practically giving a bollocking to a caller for administering a bit of discipline to her children (i.e. the caller's point was smacking as a very last resort is OK, which as a matter of safety to a child, I agree with). I will link to this arrogant middle class bi-atch's fucking rantings once the program is available.

What I really don't get, is how you're supposed to avoid laying a hand on your child, say if he/she runs out into the road? Bearing in mind the right-on woman in question seems to think any physical contact is *wrong*, presumably it's OK to just let your kids run out onto the M25 and get splattered by a juggernaut? What the fucking fuck?!?!?! Ok, let them get run the fuck down. See if that bloated bunch of cunts at the BBC gives a shit.

The BBC is full of fucking shit and fashionable moral highground (well, fashionable amongst your Islington faux-liberals, which last time I checked didn't make up a great deal of the pissing populace). If only they would apply the same rigid right-on restraint and self disicpline to themselves and their cunting expenses.

Fucking die BBC, you stinking fucking offal.

The Coffee Shop

Anyone who knows Mr. C knows that he is rather partial to a good old fashioned strong coffee. Anyway, during my lunchbreak I sometimes venture to a nice little kiosk run by some local fella and get myself a nice strong brew (albeit it in a plastic cup).

Today I took an ultra late lunch (like 5pm late!) but said kiosk was closed so I had to go to Coffee Fucking Republic! Well I never. Mr. C has never witnessed so much pretence since the time he visited the dingy Starbucks in Charing Cross. There they all were, middle class fucking arsewipes giving it the uber-Marxist "we're all working class now" bollocks whilst going berserk on a credit card given to them by the middle class cunt parents that decided to shit on the world in one hit by combining their cuntish fucking gene pools. What the fucking fuck?

Even more intriguing is the array of ultra expensive cream and shit they have on said coffee (I mean more cream than you could ever hope to see on RedTube). You pay an extra 3 quid for that. Of course, there's heaps of do-gooder lefty shit they could do with that 3 quid (charity? You vain cunts), not to mention starting a savings account (or rather sticking it up their arses sideways, preferrably having wrapped barbed wire around the coins first).

So, having bored me to death with your OTT, super loud conversation that I can hear all the way from table 3 about how you were "considering suicide" over some fucking break up or other, how does it feel to know that your thick fucking anarcho-commie self is feeding the corporate beast you profess to hate? I mean I don't give a fuck, I like capitalism. But do you have to make it so fucking easy for me to loathe you, wishing you'd just eat shit and die?

Let's just agree that you agree with me when I say you're a hypocritical fuckwad, OK? That was some fucking coffee...

"Peace man"...