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Do You Have a Cunt in Your Street?

Whilst most of us still lucky enough to have jobs are being worked to death to pay the highest council taxes and mortgages of all time, some cunts are busying themselves grassing people up for "crimes" which would be fucking crimes if they weren't committed, if you know what I mean.

Some anal, undersexed, pointless, "why-don't-you-just-fuck-off-and-die" idiot, no doubt employed within the back offices of the bloated fucking public sector, has grassed up two women for babysitting each other's children whilst both were working part time.

This was because little-known rules say friends cannot gain a 'reward' by looking after a child for more than two hours outside the child's home without agreeing to a number of checks including one from the Criminal Records Bureau.

Although the mothers never paid each other, their job-sharing deal was judged to be a 'reward'. Campaigners fear thousands of working families could be innocently breaking the rules by relying on close friends for informal childcare.

What kind of person has this amount of time on their hands? How many of your ordinary folk on the street even knew of this law? Not many, if my informal pub-based survey of my friends is anything to go by. And it's no doubt entirely planned that way.

Could be a petty revenge attack by someone they knew (and had spent several hours trawling through a load of legislation), but if it transpired to be just some cunt working for the State who happened to know them both and their arrangements, it wouldn't surprise me one iota.

James Gordon Brown is a Cunt

But we all knew that anyway, right? Well, if you're in need of further confirmation, read this point well made over at the Constantly Furious blog, regarding what happened when Snotgobbler met the real heroes (that fat piece of shit isn't fit to lick their fucking boots!).

It also links to an article pointing out this small fact (quoted below).

A traffic warden's basic wage is £17,000. The basic starting salary for some soldiers is £12,572, and under new rates a serviceman or woman of private rank earns at least £16,227 plus a £2,320 tax-free operational allowance. Considering soldiers are working in the most dangerous of roles, they do a superb job, and deserve to be rewarded for it!.....

Fucking brilliant! Although we all knew collecting revenue for Labour's fat fucking coffers was far more important than putting your life on the line for Labour's phoney democracy war.

Trecherous cunts.

Mass Immigration - The Big Squash

Clapham High Street - 2026

An interesting and relevant article from the Telegraph:

And all but the most blindly obsessive enthusiasts for immigration recognise that such a level of immigration would mean that the whole of the South East would have to be concreted over, and the effects of squashing so many people into such a small space would make life intolerable for everyone.

Note that this is not a judgment on the cultural benefits or costs of immigration. It's simply an expression of the widely held opinion that it would be awful to have to live with that many people packed in together.

Even the projected population of 70 million people by 2028, most of whom will be in the South East (where the jobs are), is not a particularly enticing prospect. Yet no one in the Government is planning to do anything to stop it happening.

Still, as long as Alan Johnson doesn't lose any sleep over it. Same old Labour - when you piss the locals off, just import your fucking votership and hope the pesky natives just leave.

Useless cunts.

No Real News, Obviously

The perpetually offended brigade never seem to have a day off. In fact I am stroking my chin wondering whether this article is actually serious or is in fact a piss take aimed squarely at the politeness Nazis ("TV Advertising Decorum and Taste Tsar", anyone? Gordon? You fat cunt.).

If someone says something is offensive, then therefore it must be offensive to everyone, right? Period.

My answer to Peter of the Grauniad? If you don't like the fucking adverts, then don't watch the fucking adverts!

Some quality aren't-I-nice-because-my-heart-bleeds-for-all-and-yours-doesn't-so-you're-fucking-scum quotes jump out at me from this article, here goes:

"However on this occasion, my girlfriend, who is Ukrainian, turned to me and said: I don't like this advert, it is very offensive to me." I mentioned it to a friend who said his Latvian lodger also found it offensive"

Look at them all! Everyone who is anyone has a token Eastern European friend! Does anyone know if they're collectable? Or are these Lefty types just after some extra thermal vests from people who actually know what it's like to have real snow? What happened to global warming?

Oh, and Alan Partridge has a Ukranian girlfriend too (quite tasty actually), and he reads the Daily Mail.

"I asked my girlfriend why that might be. She told me that people from eastern Europe were brought up in a society where it was not normal to complain"

That's because they were fucking communist, dickwad. Anyone who complained was taken to a dark room and shot.

My opinion to all this? Well, fucking cabbage offends me but my mother still made me eat it. This isn't racism. This is desperation.

So Peter, fuck the fuck off, you miserable cunt.

McShit Still on Fucking Holiday...


...And now we know why.

Cunt Watch: Alan Duncan


Alan Duncan is a cunt of the highest order. Even when you get past the somewhat sensationalist doom-crash-death reporting of the Daily Mail, he still very much appears to be a hypocritical moaning cunt of the highest order.


Fuck the fuck off you whinging toff knob.

BBC Twattage - Again

I am on a roll now, and thanks to Mr. Vance over at Biased BBC I now have another thing to sleep on regarding BBC bias in my drunken state!

I find myself wondering why so little understanding is afforded to Christians and Jews (in fact, frequent bashing is offered to Christians, especially American ones), when a full article is devoted to the trials and tribulations of Ramadan on the BBC website.

This is the BBC. They and people like them do far more to actively promote racial and religious hatred than the Daily Mail ever did....

That will be all!

Now I'M Fucking Depressed

I always knew things would get much worse before they got better.


Do enjoy it as much as I did!

Fucking Labour scum.

Blacklisted Banned

The Citizens' Advice Bureau have banned the word "Blacklist" from correspondences and emails they circulate in their offices. Here are some more words and phrases the establishment could ban:

Blackberry, Whitewash, Yellow Fever, Brownfield, Redcurrent (we might offend sunburnt people), White phospherous, Black sheep...

You get the gist.

The Citizens' Advice Bureau "management" are language stealing cunts.

What Fucking Mission?


Notice how all the difficult questions, or indeed any real questions at all (i.e. what is Labour's fucking mission in Afghanistan anyway) are omitted from this tasty piece of BBC brown nosing.

Would someone please tell me, what exactly is the point of Bob the Knob?

Fuck the fuck off you big wimpy bitch.

Patriotism 101


After some dickwad called Burnham declared Daniel Hannan's criticisms of the NHS "unpatriotic", I thought I'd post this link I found on Letters From a Tory.

Not long before the telescreens...

Cunt Watch: Union of Fascists

From last weekend (this blog didn't exist last weekend, although this is worth noting despite the age of the story).

The irony is just so lost on these commie-inspired, government funded, inherently fascist and bloody minded cunts.

Kick the fuck out of someone for disagreeing with you? Oh, definitely. That's fucking di-mok-ra-cay, right? Burn a British flag? I thought you cunts were fucking British. Join this fucking useless bunch of wound up menstrual fucktards and get your free assault pass today.

Unite Against Fascism are violent hypocritical cunts.

Fuck the fuck off.

There Are Circumstances in Which Beating the Shit Out of a Politician Can Be Justifiable


Click here to find out why.

Cunt.

Labour - Change We See

Possibly the smallest PR campaign in the world, ever. Period.

On the campaign's Flickr page I counted all of FIVE different photo contributors - one of whom is discreetly named "Labour". Not a bad turn out for a country with a population of pushing 65 million.

Don't forget to send a picture of your best dole queue shot!

Labour are useless YouTube Flickr cunts.

So Fucking Angry - Again!

Yet more action in the land of fucking pikey. This time a couple of fucking benefit scrounging, misbehaving, lying, pissed up, vandalising racist cunts accusing all-and-sundry of being racist cunts. Un-fucking-believable.

What I struggle to get my head around is the fact that people who choose to live in this way (i.e. like fucking thieving scum) get to have their own fucking "race". What the twatting fuck? Does anyone accuse those who slate bankers or businessmen of racism? Didn't fucking think so.

Cheers Labour, you fat cunts.