Gordon "Pill Popping Cyclops" Brown Lies His Bollocks Off on TV

Well everyone else has been posting this so I thought "why not".



McTool diverts brilliantly (well, not so brilliantly) away from jug eared wanker Andrew Marr's second question. Marr doesn't really pursue it as such, and those ain't painkillers the fat pant pissing wanker is taking!

Note the body language. McKnob has an aggressively inquisitive look on his face, but then puts his hand up to his mouth which is a telltale sign of the lies he senses he's going to have to tell. As it happens, he doesn't appear to lie outright, he just ducks a question before pretending he'd answered it (about his meds).

Fucking FAIL, Gordon. Still not fit for office. For a written transcript, see this link.

Minitrue on Smoking

Picked up on this article from Dick Puddlecote, in reference to the lying cunts at the BBC aiding some more Leftist propagandising (doing as they're fucking told by BB, basically).

Do read both versions. Dick Puddlecote's offers some proper fucking analysis!

Fuck the fuck off, you control freak, lying, corrupt, licence extorting, "bend over a desk and take one up the fucking jacksie off your political masters" wankers!

BBC are shitters!

Is it Just Me, Or..?

A typical British disabled parker.

Do there seem to be a hell of a lot more "disabled parkers" these days?

On my travels about the town centre this morning I noticed that about 1 in every 15 cars seemed to have a disabled sticker in the fucking window. They get thrown about like fucking confetti and I think I know why.

Either the NHS isn't all it's cracked up to be or somebody is lying.

Having seven fucking bellies propping up your fatty tits does not make you disabled! It makes you a FAT BASTARD!!

The government is contantly pretending to "crack down" on obesity. But on the other hand they totally reward it by handing out disabled stickers to people who are so fucking fat they can't walk 10 yards without those horrible smelly sweat patches spreading from their underarms down.

And besides, isn't this the same government that keeps telling us all to start spending? These thieving part time minke whales will simply spend the money they save on parking permits on fucking food.

You see, the government simply knows that if you don't want someone to do something, you pay them for fucking doing it! Still, once the fatties have all died off, there are still smokers, drinkers and people with freckles for them to pick on.

My answer to it all is to simply let people get fucking fat. But let them live with the fucking consequences too. Stop paying them to eat!

I'm going to get fucking fat as fuck. The government are seemingly offering me every incentive.

Would Somebody Mind Breaking it to the BBC?

Anyone with half a brain and whatever free thought is still allowed to prosper in this country would have at one point pondered whether all is not going according to plan in terms of getting over "the downturn".

I find myself wondering when the BBC are next going to give the eyebrowed one carte blanche to attempt to bullshit us all into thinking the economy is in fact soon to be on the up, and that things aren't that bad after all.

I shall contact him personally when I lose my job.

They Tell You Every Fact, But One

The Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation have leapt on this latest piece of research, not too far removed from the usual screeches of dying polar bears and the Maldives turning into a fucking coral reef within the next 3 weeks.

Those who are quickest to quote you patronising regurgitated lines like "climate is different to weather" and "it's measured worldwide" seem to focus a fucking hell of a lot of their attention on the weather in the Arctic regions, ignoring the rest of the fucking world in the process.

Do all CO2 emissions migrate to just above the North Pole and concentrate there? I mean seeing as according to this article the world as a whole is cooling down, you do begin to fucking wonder!