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You guilty treacherous swine!

That's absolutely everything in the world isn't it? Everything. Ever. I need a drink. But don't worry, I'll offset the carbon from it by having a piss.

Slightly LOL-ing

I reckon someone has been having a bit of a giraffe with this:

Looking to get a green abortion?

Hi, I am looking to get a green abortion. "Green" in the modern sense meaning environmentally friendly. I do everything I can (drive a hybrid, use CFL bulbs, etc) in normal day-to-day life to minimize my impact on the planet, so I figure my abortion should be no different. What options are there for green abortions? Do clinics offer information on their resource usage? Can I get carbon neutral abortion? Are there clinics that donate a portion of profits to environmental charities or awareness groups? Thanks!

The sad thing is I can believe that somebody would be that stupid. I'm just off to take a big carbon neutral shit. Back in a jiffy :-)

H.T - Counting Cats in Zanzibar

When You've Got Oil, You've Got Britain!

From the Daily Mail:

British police officers have been secretly training Libyan forces despite Colonel Gaddafi's refusal to cooperate over the investigation into the murder of Pc Yvonne Fletcher, it has emerged.

The training programme, which was approved by then Home Secretary Jacqui Smith in 2007, was allowed to continue while Metropolitan officers were refused visas to investigate the shooting of Pc Fletcher outside the Libyan Embassy in London in 1984.

The lopsided diplomatic relationship was last night branded an insult to the memory of the murdered police officer, who was herself a member of the Met Police before being shot dead from within the Libyan Embassy in 1984.

I wonder how that Toynbee bitch is going to talk ZaNu out of this fucking corrupt mess. She's certainly fucking deluded when she says they have no nerve. They've got fucking sackloads of that from what I can see.

And nice to see pigface Jacqui was in on the act too. Would someone tell me exactly what is the difference between a Labour politician and a drug baron? Seeing as how both are willing to leave dead people in their wakes to get rich.

All cunts.

Cunt Watch: James MacIntyre

James MacIntyre is a clutching-at-straws-cunt of the highest water (yellow bladder water).

Have a look at this dissection of a piece of shit posted on the New Statesman (spotted by the eagle eyed Archbishop Cranmer). And don't forget to click on the screenshot of the article when you get there.

I think this must be a pisstake. It's certainly not much of an article. In fact, it was met with so much scepticism (from fellow lefty luvvies, I might add) that the cunt had to pull the article just hours later (which is why you'll need to click on the screenshot in the above linked article).

*UPDATE - Found an archived link to said article with the comments included. It makes for quite some read.

Mac-Cunt-yre's philosophy falls very much into this mould.

FAIL.

Fuck the fuck off, Jimmy me ol' mate.

P.S - I would put a photo of him up, but I don't want his stupid fucking face on my screen looking back at me like a "last night's curry". I'm a photo fascist.

What The Fucking Fuck!

Exactly how many nutcase groups is this silly cow a fucking "activist" for?

Fucking hell. I'm in the wrong job. And I do it too well.

I'm off to throw green shit in Mandelsnake's face, order a bunch of unwashed knobs to chain themselves to rusting old crap then I'm perming my hair for the subsequent photo opportunity.

Dizzy cow.

No Dissent

A rather interesting piece from John Redwood on his being turned down to appear on a BBC show:

This afternoon I was asked to appear this evening on the World Tonight to do an interview on spending cuts. I agreed. I was asked if I preferred a pre-record or live. I said I preferred live.

They agreed and made the arrangements. I was then telephoned and asked in detail about my views. (They are on the website anyway). When I said they should ask the government where their cuts were coming, as I was happy to set out my proposals and Conservative proposals, there seemed a hesitation. I said if they did not want to do that I would naturally raise the question. They then confirmed the interview.

A few hours later they left a phone message to say they did not want to do the interview after all! Clearly they did not want me asking on air for Labour to explain where their cuts were coming under the new headings the PM has so wisely set out.

Reading the quote, it's near fucking impossible to see why the BBC wouldn't want him on (ahem, *cough* </end sarcasm> ). Fucking biased as fuck, and loyal to Labour until their inevitable death.

Communism

They're Saying it Already!

Yes. They're already talking about bloody Christmas.

Nobody in the press much (some twat at work, actually), but you know those dopey cunt parents who think it's a status symbol to go over their fucking Platinum Card limits to pay for shit their cretinous fucking kids won't ever use just so they can brag to another dopey cunt with a fucking Platinum Card about how they spent more on their own fucking cretins. *Oh the shame*.

It's just a big dick competition, but with small plastic things that'll be fucking useless next year. Wankers spending money they don't have on shit they don't need.

I wasn't a kid that long ago and I was grateful for a pair of fucking socks and a discoloured orange. Today's cunty aspirational parents are doing their absolute best to make sure their own spazzy four eyed kids know exactly how to overspend and create the next personal debt disaster.

And when they do, I'll be fucking waiting for them.

All cunts.

Bob the Knob On Twitter

Bob Before...

Bob After...

(Getting a bit tubby there, Bob)

Just for fun, I've made a new Twitter account dedicated to the many talents and accomplishments of Bob the Baldy Knob Ainsworth (aka wing wearing, pant pissing wanker).

To see him in his more natural domain, and to greet Bob and tell him what you think, visit him here :-)

Google Love - All of a Sudden

Just to follow up my last post about how Google hates me, wants me dead and is trying to infect me with AIDS, I thought I'd follow up to say that mysteriously it doesn't wish any of those things on me anymore.

My search rankings have returned to normal once again. Maybe it's because I said I'd go off into a candle lit room with Yahoo instead...

But I's back!

*On a different note, that "You might like" widget that appears below each post to display supposedly related links now is now being a fat arse. It selected a link to some post along the lines of "How to Tell if a Guy Likes You". What the twatting fuck?!?!? I am NOT a fucking counsellor! Shit a brick and fuck a duck all at once.

There's nothing brainy about bloody shitting twatty Outbrain.

Google Hatred

Google officially doesn't like me. It never really has, but it has stepped its personal vendetta up a level.

Because this site has just changed domain names, Google thinks it harbours duplicated content due to it having indexed content under the old domain name to find some of the same content here.

Well fuck a duck, you'd think something as sophisticated and lauded as Google might just go back and see the old domain isn't there anymore. Not to mention the fact Google owns Blogger and therefore has reasonable tabs on the fact that both blogs were linked to my fucking profile!

Huh. What a cock!

I'm officially turning into a Yahoo supporter. Google is a big bitch.

Gordon Brown - (Literally) Not Fit For Office

Extract from Psychiatric News:

The Prime Minister, Gordon Brown

* WORSENING OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER

* SEVERE DEPRESSION CONTROLLED BY DANGEROUS DRUGS

* FAILING SIGHT IN ‘GOOD’ EYE

A Political Wing special

“The Prime Minister of Great Britain is a man too ill to be holding the Office.” This was the conclusion last week of a senior civil servant liaising regularly with Gordon Brown. For reasons which will become clear, the person involved will not go public with the evidence for this conclusion. The same applies to a high-ranking Treasury official who told us “In both a physical and mental sense, the Prime Minister is a very sick man, seriously disabled.” Three years ago, an Opposition MP told nby “He is on extremely heavy doses of cutting-edge anti-depressants, but so far they have made little difference”. And during the last fortnight, another high-ranking government source claimed “He is now on pills which restrict the foods he can eat and what he can drink. He is losing the sight of his good eye quite rapidly. It’s a mess, and nobody knows what to do”.

Rumours have circulated about Gordon Brown’s health for a number of years. As long ago as 2004, Simon Heffer wrote in the Spectator that he displayed many signs of Asperger’s syndrome: humourlessness, lack of irony and obsessional behaviour patterns. Nby itself ran a long piece in February 2007, predicting fairly accurately how Brown’s rigid responses to given situations would prove to be inappropriate, and his behaviour in the end dysfunctional. We noted at the time ‘If the Labour Party can organise seventy-three signatories to a document of intent named ‘Anyone but Gordon’, then there must be something about the man which might make him unfit to be Prime Minister’. In fact, we had already been advised by then that the PM had been on large doses of SSRI anti-depressants – the class of drugs derived from Prozac.

There you have it. The man simply is not fit for office (not that his mental state has anything to do with it - he's still a Labour cunt!).

I'm an Unelected Oil Grabbing Recession Causing YouTube Cunt!

Click here to see what I think of you.

The MOB Gets Fed Up, Twats Twitter Tsar

I'm fucking annoyed as fuck.

I decided to Twitter Twat the government's Twitter Tweet Twat Tsar to see what she has to say on my retort to her fake fucking moaning about the Doncaster Mayor actually doing his fucking job properly.

Let's fucking see how long this fucking lasts before getting deleted.

BNP on Question Time

Well it looks like Nick Griffin is set to appear on Question Time of an evening sometime soon.

From The Times' article:

The move has caused consternation among politicians, with some Labour MPs and at least one cabinet minister pledging to boycott Question Time. They fear the BNP will use the publicity to promote a racist agenda.

The change in policy has also triggered dissent within the BBC. One senior correspondent, who did not want to be named, said: “It’s barmy ... Public servants can be sacked for membership of the BNP and yet the BBC wants to give them airtime with the main political parties.”

My first instinct is to say that perhaps with a few less Labour politicians on QT, we might get some actual answers from their replacements! Mind you, with that said, they will simply be replaced by Tories and Lib Dems so I shan't hold my breath.

I actually suspect that there is a lot more to this than meets the eye. The BNP are currently in bother over their whites only membership policy, which means the BBC will be dying to jump on this and use it as a holy pedestal to promote their own multi-culti, Labour inspired agenda.

Put simply, I don't for one minute believe this is anything other than BBC self promotion. But I do chuckle at the lies and pretence!

As for us proles, it simply means we get another one-eyed wanker to rip the piss out of.

As a sidenote, don't you find it hilarious reading the comments on the Daily Mail? Gems such as "Much as I hate the BNP, they're democratically elected, yarda yarda yarda". If they hated them as much as they say (hate is a strong word, after all), they wouldn't want them around at all!

Fascism and Anti Fascism. It's All An Excuse For a Fucking Fight

The latest weekly dust up in Brum has occured.

In looking at the photos in the above linked article, all I can see is one bunch of thickos fighting another bunch of thickos.

The political elite do seem rather quiet on this recent spate of trouble though. Anyone would think they'd planned it!

But I'm a cynic so I'll shut up before some Labour wankspy has me thrown behind bars for defamation (or whatever the group term for defamating an entire party is).

Is it Just Me, Or..?

A typical British disabled parker.

Do there seem to be a hell of a lot more "disabled parkers" these days?

On my travels about the town centre this morning I noticed that about 1 in every 15 cars seemed to have a disabled sticker in the fucking window. They get thrown about like fucking confetti and I think I know why.

Either the NHS isn't all it's cracked up to be or somebody is lying.

Having seven fucking bellies propping up your fatty tits does not make you disabled! It makes you a FAT BASTARD!!

The government is contantly pretending to "crack down" on obesity. But on the other hand they totally reward it by handing out disabled stickers to people who are so fucking fat they can't walk 10 yards without those horrible smelly sweat patches spreading from their underarms down.

And besides, isn't this the same government that keeps telling us all to start spending? These thieving part time minke whales will simply spend the money they save on parking permits on fucking food.

You see, the government simply knows that if you don't want someone to do something, you pay them for fucking doing it! Still, once the fatties have all died off, there are still smokers, drinkers and people with freckles for them to pick on.

My answer to it all is to simply let people get fucking fat. But let them live with the fucking consequences too. Stop paying them to eat!

I'm going to get fucking fat as fuck. The government are seemingly offering me every incentive.

Would Somebody Mind Breaking it to the BBC?

Anyone with half a brain and whatever free thought is still allowed to prosper in this country would have at one point pondered whether all is not going according to plan in terms of getting over "the downturn".

I find myself wondering when the BBC are next going to give the eyebrowed one carte blanche to attempt to bullshit us all into thinking the economy is in fact soon to be on the up, and that things aren't that bad after all.

I shall contact him personally when I lose my job.

Somebody Thump These Greedy Fuckers - Better Still, Mug Them!

Next time your whinging local MP starts fucking whining about the amount of hours they work a week, ask the grasping cunt how many fucking hours they actually put into their job as your representative (after all, you only have issues for 8 months of the year, the rest of the time you can swivvel, apparently).

They've got plenty of fucking time for these shenanigans.

Greedy fucking bastards.

The Only Real Rehabilitation Is...

That's all I have to say on the matter (and I mean for the parents).