Miserable Old Bastard

"LIKE A BREEZEBLOCK TO YOUR FRONTAL LOBE"

A List of Things Caused By Old Style Lightbulbs

You guilty treacherous swine!

That's absolutely everything in the world isn't it? Everything. Ever. I need a drink. But don't worry, I'll offset the carbon from it by having a piss.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh no, not Nessie?
I'll never use a lamp again.. Or at least not until it gets dark.
-Ace

21 September 2009 at 06:31
Miserable Old Bastard said...

It's OK apparently because these new lightbulbs we're being forced to use in the name of climate change are full of a very harmless form of mercury which won't enter the water stream at any point, kill all the fish and poison our tapwater.

I fear we pay the price for having brains not greed, and so will Nessie :-P

21 September 2009 at 11:01
Anonymous said...

Fuck the fish and the tapwater as long as Nessie survives.. :D
-Ace

21 September 2009 at 11:16
Miserable Old Bastard said...

Yes, but that mercury from broken, disposed of lightbulbs will sink into the water tables, and eventually the lochs, rendering Nessie too weak to make any appearances for barmy travelling Texans (well, the 3 that have passports) with big cameras they don't know how to use! :-)

21 September 2009 at 11:27

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