Spend With Us if You Want to Live!

I always get curious whenever "research" appears on the scene stating the benefits of a certain expensive pill or supplement. I don't know why, of course. I mean someone only stands to make a fucking packet out of such a claim!

Here's the latest live-until-you're-250-card:

British scientists have developed a groundbreaking pill which provides all the health benefits of a Mediterranean diet.

One capsule of Ateronon taken daily can break down fatty deposits in the arteries and help prevent heart disease and strokes, potentially saving millions of lives.

The supplement, which costs £35 for a month's supply, contains lycopene, a chemical found in the skin of ripe tomatoes.

I am a cynical cunt and whenever one of these articles starts doing the rounds, I find myself wondering in whose best interests it would be, and which previous "research" it completely contradicts (will look into this further).

Why can't the media just accept the fact we're all going to die, regardless of how many fucking happy pills we pop.

Shit happens. Let me drink, let me smoke, and fuck the fucking fuck off, you grasping cunts!