Miserable Old Bastard

"LIKE A BREEZEBLOCK TO YOUR FRONTAL LOBE"

The Day We Caught The Train

Chelsea fans are cunts. It's fucking official, OK?

I just got stuck on a train full of these semi-neanderthal thick Chelsea supporting shits and I'm not fucking happy about it. Listen pricks, if your team wins the tinpot teapot Charity Shield, averages combined with recent history tell us you'll fuck up in the Premier League.

So stop singing, swap your beer for a glass of cyanide and fuck the fuck off back under that rock you were all created under when Adam and Eve got pissed up on booze. Just like you, you cunts.

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